There are plenty of uses for a pair of handcuffs that're a lot sexier than putting me behind bars.

And the mice got her out, last I recall. Maybe that'll happen to me too.

[ most likely. even if the tsukishima estate would've been turned inside out by the police by now, karasuno wouldn't exactly be kind enough to leave him be. family can be annoying like that. ]

So, Prince Charming. Why did you become a cop?