Sexting Meme

[memezillamods]

 

the phone sex + 
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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diana prince | dccu

[tieres]

Your call if it's a misfire or not :)

[nodyingyoung]

I think you might've left something in my hotel room last night.

[tieres]

You have to guess whether it is mine or someone else's?

[nodyingyoung]

Turn of phrase. These must be yours, as they're definitely not my style.

[tieres]

I hope you didn't try them on.

[nodyingyoung]

I'm not that kinky. You want them back?

[tieres]

I do. Tomorrow, perhaps?

[nodyingyoung]

I'll clear some time in my schedule. Or would you prefer a long evening meeting?

[tieres]

If it includes dinner.

[nodyingyoung]

Naturally. Any preferences?

[tieres]

How do you feel about Thai?

[nodyingyoung]

I know just the place. The owner's a friend of mine. We can get a private dining room if you'd like.

[tieres]

Sounds lovely. Did you want to give them back to me over dinner? In that case, a private room would be good, don't you think?

[nodyingyoung]

Ms. Prince, what an adventurous imagination you have. I'll have my assistant make the call.

[tieres]

I'll take that as a yes.

[nodyingyoung]

It most certainly is. I'm looking forward to dinner. And anything else you might have in mind.

[tieres]

Likewise. And I expect you'll keep my possessions in good condition, won't you?

[nodyingyoung]

Pristine. I confess, though, I'm not sure I want you to put them back on right away.

[tieres]

Maybe I won't. If you ask nicely.

[nodyingyoung]

Please most kindly, Diana. Shall I promise to make it worth your while to not?

[tieres]

Yes. And perhaps tell me how you plan on doing that. Or do you think that would spoil the surprise?

[nodyingyoung]

I could remind you that my hands are good for more things than just punching people and driving my car...

[nodyingyoung]

Pristine. I confess, though, I'm not sure I want you to put them back on right away.

Stefan Salvatore | The Vampire Diaries | OTA

[angelus]

[open to canon, cross-canon, misfires--anything goes, really.]

davy jones ♆ oc ♆ ota

[dweomer]

barbara gordon | dcu

[batcostume]

Patchouli Knowledge | Touhou Project | OTA

[heptagram]

Carol Danvers | Marvel | F/M

[cheeseburgermarvel]

[But OTA for misfires!]

sam manson | danny phantom | ota

[wesimmer]

jason todd, DCU/DCNU.

[abscind]

Tetsuro Kuroo | Haikyuu | m/m

[purrfectcaptain]

[canon and cross canon welcome! misfires welcome too ^^]

Koushi Sugawara | Haikyuu!! | m/m

[warmsetter]

[canon and cross canon welcome! misfires welcome too]

jessica jones .

[crapass]

(ota. anything is welcome.)

misfire or assumed cr, you decide

[gforces]

i just realized the implications that being able to make ANYTHING appear that i can imagine could have
the possibilities

chloe decker | lucifer | m/f

[nofluffybunny]

( misfires more than welcome, cross canon included )

Steve Rogers | MCU | m/m

[backalleywar]

queen elsa | once upon a time

[dendrites]

rey | star wars

[rummage]

Re: rey | star wars

[supoepilot]

So, what are you wearing anyway?

(For as smooth as Poe seems to be in certain situations - texting is not his forte. There was not even the slightest lead-in to that question.

Texting a girl? Especially...well, never mind. Depending on how this goes, he could just remind her that the climate is colder in these parts than Jakku.)

[rummage]

I'm wearing a vest and a shirt and these short pants with boots.

Why?

Oh and my belts.

[ well, if he wants to know, then rey is happy to respond. ]

harper | the 100

[recuperate]

ivy robinson | bare

[exteriors]

James T. Kirk | Star Trek XI (Reboot)

[leapwithoutlooking]

[ ota; anything is welcome ]