01. If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together.
02. I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
03. I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Osomatsu Matsuno | Osomatsu-san | ota
01. If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together.
02. I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
03. I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
[where did he get a cellphone?]