[ Terezi raises an eyebrow at the implication that this hypothetical story is wandering outside the norm of human relationships. Suddenly this seems a tad more interesting. ]

These gay wizards are caliginous, then? All the humans I know are rather uncomfortable with this concept. Tell me more.

[ Terezi cackles and goes for a high-five. ]

Fuck yes! We will have a rude party, right here in this Denny's.

[ Terezi doesn't seem to be bothered by Roxy's laughter, instead focusing on the burst of spicy goodness of Siracha. She could swipe her fingers through the other girl's plate, but manners are important. She resists. She swishes the ice around in her newly spiked drink before taking a long drink. That's the good shit. ]

Yes, friends can be like that. Especially when you beat their eight fold ass in a drink off!

[ Sluuuuurp. ]

What are you celebrating?