Oh, that's a good one.

[ he winks at a rather unimpressed officer as he makes his way into the back of the car. it's roomy enough that he can sit back and relax. ]

For a Prince Charming, though, you're not being very romantic at all. [ he taps the window of the car, partly to test how strong it is and partly to make a point. ] I also need a more impressive carriage.

[ rather dryly, ] Is this your first time? You're a lot younger than most who come to court me.