[And Kuroo's not really immune to flattery since he asks for it openly. So when someone says stuff like that and catches him off guard- it works wonders. Kuroo has to check himself several times and not jump at the offer blind. They are still in the police station!
He cleared his throat, pretending to read a report on his desk (but is really reading one sentence over and over again and doesn't even know what it says)] You are still in the jail, remember? Even if I am to accept the offer, it's impossible right now.
[Well, it's night shift and there aren't many police officers around. Most of them are on-call. Probably if they really tried to, they'd be able to hide somewhere and, well... Kuroo slapped himself mentally, but still sneaked glances towards Tsukishima.]
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He cleared his throat, pretending to read a report on his desk (but is really reading one sentence over and over again and doesn't even know what it says)] You are still in the jail, remember? Even if I am to accept the offer, it's impossible right now.
[Well, it's night shift and there aren't many police officers around. Most of them are on-call. Probably if they really tried to, they'd be able to hide somewhere and, well...
Kuroo slapped himself mentally, but still sneaked glances towards Tsukishima.]