Jail Cell Mee

[memezillamods]

The Jail Cell Meme

 
"What are you in for?"

Maybe you've only been arrested, or you've been convicted. 
Holding cell, prison cell, your choice.
There's now bars between you and the outside world.
Hope you like your cell mate.
And your guards.

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warning label : Everything --I'll have her star wars AU, but I'm not the most familiar

[of_the_rat_variety]

[You could guess that this girl probably isn't on the right side of the force, if she has any ability with it. She's cursing out the guards the entire way to the cell, throwing any insult that comes to mind at him. She's roughly shoved into the cell, but immediately makes a go for the guards, though one might notice that she is holding back a bit.

She turns on her new roomie and scowls,] What are you looking at?

No worries - what's she actually from? You've got no info anywhere...

[lady_calrissian]

"Someone who's fixing to stay here a while, apparently." She replied, one brow arching just a little. Alanna wasn't exactly the picture of calm and collected, but she was at least a good compare-and-contrast to her new cellmate.

That was, apparently, all she had to say on the matter, she knew she was already on shaky ground herself, and allying herself with a clear troublemaker wouldn't do her any favors.

brand new journal- she's from Rat Queens

[of_the_rat_variety]

Hannah flops down nearby, but not too close. She folds her arms, "Stop a robbery and break a few windows in the process, and this is the treatment I get." She slams her fist into the wall before shouting, "A thank you would be nice!"

She slumps and grumbles, "So busy getting me they even let the fucking thief get away."

Ah, that explains why I didn't recognize her, I have no idea what that is

[lady_calrissian]

"Probably didn't." She replied, giving an easy, loose-jointed shrug, "Not in a town like this. Even if they didn't catch the thief when they nabbed you they will."

She snorted softly, looking somehow both sullen and amused at the same time, "I mean, if they can write me up for running a casino without proper licensing they'll catch your thief before long."

It's an amazing new comic series

[of_the_rat_variety]

"I mean, A few other people might've gotten hurt too." Yeah, she's not great at this whole restraint thing.

"Aaand there was that bar last week.

"And I may have broken that statue...."

It's a bit of a surprise they didn't get her before. She's a bit of a menace to society, even if she does try to do good things.

Ah, okay, cool

[lady_calrissian]

She lifted both hands as if to ward off any more words, "Nope, just stop talking, I don't need to hear this and I'm not becoming an accomplice by proxy."

She wasn't sure if that was actually even a thing, she supposed it probably was somewhere, and given the bureaucracy of this planet, this particular city on this planet, she wouldn't be at all surprised if it was a thing here.

/enables new readers >_>

[of_the_rat_variety]

She scoffs, "So what did you do?"

[lady_calrissian]

Her brow arched a little, wondering if the other woman was actually paying attention to what she'd said, or if this was some kind of test, to see if she'd change her story, but no, she stuck with it: "No license to run my mobile casino. Didn't even know that was something I needed, that's why the thing's mobile in the first place."

[of_the_rat_variety]

She hadn't really been paying attention before, but it seems she is now that she isn't bristling as much as before. "Seems like you'll need a licence to breathe soon."

[lady_calrissian]

That actually got an amused snort from Alanna, nodding once, "Place like this? Yeah, probably."

She shrugged, "Got my general business license, just didn't know I needed one specifically for a casino around these parts."

[of_the_rat_variety]

She smiles, "Welcome to the ranks of the criminals. How does it feel?"

Yes, she's being sarcastic.

[lady_calrissian]

That question got an actual laugh, and Alanna shook her head, "Honey you've got no idea."

She gave a little shrug then, spreading her hands in a 'what can you do?' gesture, "I'm a Calrissian, been lumped in with the criminals since before I could walk, this is nothing new to me."