Jail Cell Mee

[memezillamods]

The Jail Cell Meme

 
"What are you in for?"

Maybe you've only been arrested, or you've been convicted. 
Holding cell, prison cell, your choice.
There's now bars between you and the outside world.
Hope you like your cell mate.
And your guards.

Comments

[stoogesofsanfran]

Pretty routine. Get some time in the courtyard every day, but there ain't really much to do.



Aww, that ain't true! They got some sports equipment!



Correction: ain't much ta do if ya ain't lookin' ta spend time with the other losers stuck in here.

[bass_instincts]

Joy. Sports. My favourite.

Bet there's no way of getting a guitar.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Nope. Too easy to turn into a weapon.



Or three...

[bass_instincts]

[A heavy sigh comes from the top bunk, and that might just be another sob, but it's hard to tell.]

[stoogesofsanfran]

But y'know, play your cards right and there's ways to get outta here early.

[bass_instincts]

Yeah? [He's listening.]

[stoogesofsanfran]

Cooperate well enough an' ya might get 'im ta put ya on parole.



Or let ya off early for good behavior.



Or, ugh, community service.

[bass_instincts]

Maybe I can still get with the band if I'm on parole....

[stoogesofsanfran]

Don't see why not. Rules we had on parole were just that we had to stay where our parole officer knew where we were. Y'know, to make sure we weren't doing nothing illegal.

[bass_instincts]

If the label lets me.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Hey Finn...



Fuhgeddaboudit. Jade's pissed, no way she'd call in a favor for us.



But ain't Captain Black a fan'a rock an' roll?

[bass_instincts]

Would that really be fair? It's not like I'm innocent.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Since when does anybody in showbiz play fair about their rep?

[bass_instincts]

We were trying to. It's not as worth it if you cheat your way to the top.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Then maybe what you need is somethin' to earn some good publicity.

[bass_instincts]

I'd probably be even worse at that.

I guess if it could help the band stay together.... When Ren died...

[Both bands suffered deeply from that. Run off the road by paparazzi, apparently. There had also been cocaine found in his blood, but that was being kept quiet.]

[stoogesofsanfran]

No point in givin' up before you try.



Ain't no quitters at the top, after all.

[bass_instincts]

Yeah.

Nana must be furious....

[stoogesofsanfran]

No sense making wild guesses in here. Never saw much point fretting about outside while stuck in prison.

[bass_instincts]

I can't help worrying. It was her fiancée that died.... [He's assuming that they heard of the news on the TV. It'd been a decently big story. He'd been driven off the road by paparazzi on the night of his fiancée's birthday. Not to mention the Romeo and Juliet spin that had been going on since they were from two different bands with singles competing for the top of the charts. The media ate it up.]

[stoogesofsanfran]

Ah...well, that wasn't your fault, was it?



Yeah, wasn't it some sorta crash?

[bass_instincts]

Yeah. We all took it hard, but I think it was the record that was keeping her going.... [And that not being a thing for the moment is his fault.]

He was actually the bassist for BlaSt before me.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Well, like I said: no way to know for sure right now. For all you know, she might be too busy worryin' about you to be pissed about anything else going on.

[bass_instincts]

What I wouldn't do for a cigarette....

[stoogesofsanfran]

And what I wouldn't do for a drink. But they don't tend to cater to that kinda thing here.



You drink too much anyways.