Jail Cell Mee

[memezillamods]

The Jail Cell Meme

 
"What are you in for?"

Maybe you've only been arrested, or you've been convicted. 
Holding cell, prison cell, your choice.
There's now bars between you and the outside world.
Hope you like your cell mate.
And your guards.

Comments

[stoogesofsanfran]

You mean a few years ago, when he raised his palace in China and tried to release dragon minions?



Or after that, when he possessed Valmont and tried to release his brothers an' sisters?



Ooh, don't forget the year after that, when Daolon Wong revived him an' he tore through San Fran lookin' for his Talisman powers.

[...It is beginning to dawn on them just how much trouble Shendu was really related to. Oops.]

[of_the_rat_variety]

Yeah, that dicksniff. Is he dead?

[stoogesofsanfran]

He did die...



'Cept ol' prune bag went and revived him.



Now he's locked up in Section 13, as a statue.

[of_the_rat_variety]

Serves him right. [Avoiding the demon thing....]

So scale tail. Junkyard. Rush in wands blazing?

[stoogesofsanfran]

Sounds about right.

[He draws his stolen gun with a smirk and starts checking it over. No sense trusting a stolen weapon without examination if you have the time to familiarize yourself with it.]



An' the punk's a nimrod with a bad temper, so a bit'a tauntin' won't go amiss.



You ain't one to talk, Chow...

[of_the_rat_variety]

Prefect. Taunting is my speciality.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Then you oughta fit right in in our little corner of weirdsville.



Yeah, that kinda thing's practically tradition.

[of_the_rat_variety]

So, How much more time do you boys need to recover before we go after my future pair of shoes?

[stoogesofsanfran]

I oughta be good to go.



We bounce back quick.



Don't mean you ain't a pain when you're hungover.

[of_the_rat_variety]

We're cleaning the dishes first. [So get moving, losers!]