Jail Cell Mee

[memezillamods]

The Jail Cell Meme

 
"What are you in for?"

Maybe you've only been arrested, or you've been convicted. 
Holding cell, prison cell, your choice.
There's now bars between you and the outside world.
Hope you like your cell mate.
And your guards.

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[notquitedracula]

[He chuckles and shrugs, leaning back against the wall. They did have a reason to throw him in here with all the jewelry, but it had nothing to do with any actual crime. The fools had asked him to empty his pockets.]

My coat may've tried to eat one of them, too.

[showsomespearit]

[That successfully gets BOTH eyebrows.]

Your coat eats people?

[notquitedracula]

Sucks anything that goes into my pockets into some kinda pocket dimension - anything but me, anyway. [He shrugs.] It's a magic thing. I tried to tell them, but after I pulled the rocket launcher out...

[showsomespearit]

[And then when he mentions the rocket launcher, that suddenly gets her way more excited than it should.]

Woah--that's awesome! Where can I get me one of those?

[Does she mean the coat or the rocket launcher? Who knows...]

[notquitedracula]

I found mine in an old castle. [He doesn't elaborate on which one he means, either.] Had to do a lot of fighting to get it, though.

[showsomespearit]

Welp. I know what I'm doing when I get out.

[Undyne no.]

[notquitedracula]

Good luck. I had to blow up the castle on the way out.

[Completely straight face. Good thing the guard is way over there, not hearing this.]

[showsomespearit]

[Especially since she is liking this guy more and more as they keep talking.]

Man, you should've taken pictures.

[notquitedracula]

[He had a feeling she was enjoying the story, even if she didn't have the usual skintone cues of a human. Unfortunately, she also reminded him of a particular type of monster he'd fought - and since she seemed to have no interest in fighting him, he wasn't going to say anything about all the monsters and demons he'd had to kill in the process. Or the souls he'd taken from them.]

No camera. My phone went dead about the time I was brought into the barrier - too much magic in there for modern electronics to work right. I'm still not sure where all the numbers on it came from - the only one I tried sounded like a succubus hotline, and I wound up with a hundred dollar phone bill for a half minute's time... and a year or two of my life when Mina heard what was going on.