Jail Cell Mee

[memezillamods]

The Jail Cell Meme

 
"What are you in for?"

Maybe you've only been arrested, or you've been convicted. 
Holding cell, prison cell, your choice.
There's now bars between you and the outside world.
Hope you like your cell mate.
And your guards.

Comments

[bass_instincts]

Well, better you're watching my back than being against me.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Long as the weird stuff's done following us, anyway.



Yeah, you don't wanna end up dealin' with the kinda stuff that keeps findin' us.

[bass_instincts]

Like what? [He's still not showing his face, but talking is something, right?]

[stoogesofsanfran]

...You believe in supernatural stuff, kid?

[bass_instincts]

Never gave it too much thought, but pretty sure I've seen a ghost once or twice. Figures it would happen when you live next to a grave yard.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Makes it easier. Guy that dragged us into the mess that got us put away this time?



He was a demon.



Kid'a the one that drove the Dark Hand inta the ground.

[bass_instincts]

You should plead insanity. Might work. [He doesn't sound like he really disbelieves them though. Why the fuck not? Maybe he should try selling his soul to make things right for everyone else.]

[stoogesofsanfran]

And end up in a psych ward instead? Pass.



Besides, the pains in our asses down at Section 13 know we're tellin' the truth.



Kinda saw the demons themselves.

[bass_instincts]

...

So.

What's it like? I mean, here?

[stoogesofsanfran]

Pretty routine. Get some time in the courtyard every day, but there ain't really much to do.



Aww, that ain't true! They got some sports equipment!



Correction: ain't much ta do if ya ain't lookin' ta spend time with the other losers stuck in here.

[bass_instincts]

Joy. Sports. My favourite.

Bet there's no way of getting a guitar.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Nope. Too easy to turn into a weapon.



Or three...

[bass_instincts]

[A heavy sigh comes from the top bunk, and that might just be another sob, but it's hard to tell.]

[stoogesofsanfran]

But y'know, play your cards right and there's ways to get outta here early.

[bass_instincts]

Yeah? [He's listening.]

[stoogesofsanfran]

Cooperate well enough an' ya might get 'im ta put ya on parole.



Or let ya off early for good behavior.



Or, ugh, community service.

[bass_instincts]

Maybe I can still get with the band if I'm on parole....

[stoogesofsanfran]

Don't see why not. Rules we had on parole were just that we had to stay where our parole officer knew where we were. Y'know, to make sure we weren't doing nothing illegal.

[bass_instincts]

If the label lets me.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Hey Finn...



Fuhgeddaboudit. Jade's pissed, no way she'd call in a favor for us.



But ain't Captain Black a fan'a rock an' roll?

[bass_instincts]

Would that really be fair? It's not like I'm innocent.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Since when does anybody in showbiz play fair about their rep?

[bass_instincts]

We were trying to. It's not as worth it if you cheat your way to the top.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Then maybe what you need is somethin' to earn some good publicity.

[bass_instincts]

I'd probably be even worse at that.

I guess if it could help the band stay together.... When Ren died...

[Both bands suffered deeply from that. Run off the road by paparazzi, apparently. There had also been cocaine found in his blood, but that was being kept quiet.]