Jail Cell Mee

[memezillamods]

The Jail Cell Meme

 
"What are you in for?"

Maybe you've only been arrested, or you've been convicted. 
Holding cell, prison cell, your choice.
There's now bars between you and the outside world.
Hope you like your cell mate.
And your guards.

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[fortunetelloli]

What happened?

[stoogesofsanfran]

We were out on community service, and our nephews were visiting...



Then some other jerk robbed the museum he worked at and the goods practically dropped inta our laps...



An' we got busted with stolen goods.

[fortunetelloli]

The system isn't really fair, is it?

[stoogesofsanfran]

Nope, we weren't even the ones that stole the stupid thing in the first place.



Chan was just lookin' fer an excuse ta put us back in here.



Well, you was kinda antagonizin' him...

[fortunetelloli]

[She sighs, going quiet.

At least these guys didn't seem too bad.]

[stoogesofsanfran]

From that attitude and the fact that you're in a joint like this, I'm guessin' you got screwed by the system too.



Prob'ly harder'n we did, too.

[fortunetelloli]

Four counts of murder and one attempted murder. [Some of the other people already knew. She'd been threatened by one or two people to keep her head down already and not challenge their authority.]

[stoogesofsanfran]

[Eyebrow. Not a judging one, just a curious one.]

No offense, but you look like you'd have a bit of trouble with that.



Unless yer one'a those weird kids like Jade that's a heck of a lot stronger than you look.

[fortunetelloli]

Poison, and the one that was stabbed was my age.

[She's trying to hide how much that last admission hurts to say.]

[stoogesofsanfran]

I get the feeling there's some context being left out.



It's okay if you don't wanna talk about it, though.

[fortunetelloli]

[She's going to try to hide that she's wiping away tears.] It's probably best if I don't.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Not really your biggest worry right now anyway, right?

[fortunetelloli]

I guess so.

If... you don't say anything to anyone else. I think the thought that I might be dangerous is helping to keep me safe.

[She wrings her hands, pulling her knees up to her chest.] They charged me with the poisoning of my mother, of another man on the street while trying to kill a different man- the attempted murder, of stabbing my best friend, and then poisoning a witness after he had reported seeing it to the police.

[She hides her face, crying gently,] I don't know how, but the evidence all fit together. I couldn't even deny any of the evidence they had. I just know I didn't do it, but I have no way of proving it!

[stoogesofsanfran]

Sounds to me like you were framed. But nah, we won't tell nobody. Not unless we find some way to prove it to the guys in charge.



But you shouldn't have ta worry too much, 'less these bozos managed ta ferget already who here's at the top'a the food chain.



Yeah, anyone tries to give you trouble, we'll give 'em what for!

[fortunetelloli]

[She wipes her eyes again,] What... do you mean?

[She's trying hard to keep her calm, but it's the first time she's opened up since getting here.

It seems like at least one person tried to send her a message too, by the bruising on her arm.]

[stoogesofsanfran]

They mean, we're way outta these small timers' league. For multiple reasons.



Only ones' gonna mess with someone we're protectin' is the newbs.



And we don't take too nice to people hurtin' little kids.

[fortunetelloli]

[Mary looks somewhere between relieved and terrified.] You mean it?

[stoogesofsanfran]

Yeah, we mean it, kid. We might be former mobsters...



But we got standards.



And we don't stand for pickin' on kids.

[fortunetelloli]

[Mary hides herself from anyone outside the cell as she starts to cry piteously.]

[stoogesofsanfran]

[Ratso kneels down next to her and puts a hand on her shoulder.]

We'll keep ya safe, promise.



An' we'll start by havin' a word with whoever gave ya that bruise.

[fortunetelloli]

[She barely expected it from herself, but she turns to cling to Ratso, crying on his chest.] I thought I was going to be all alone for the rest of my life!

[stoogesofsanfran]

[Ratso puts his arms around her in a gentle hug.]

There there kid, we'll look after ya.



[Finn stands up for long enough to walk over next to Mary before crouching down to put a hand on her back.]

So, what's your name, kid?

[fortunetelloli]

[She's smiling a bit through her tears now,] Mary, Mary Weather Duke.

[stoogesofsanfran]

I'm Finn. These are my bros, Ratso and Chow.

[He waves at each in turn.]



Hiya.



Yo.

[fortunetelloli]

If I was caught for stealing, then I would have been okay with going to prison for a while, but as it is they tried me as an adult and I got life. Only thing I ever did wrong was steal to eat sometimes. I don't even know why I was framed of all people. [She sighs,] At least meals are steady here and I don't have to worry about rent. Even though I was never wrong, fortune telling on the streets doesn't pay very well. It was always a struggle to keep mum's apartment.