Jail Cell Mee

[memezillamods]

The Jail Cell Meme

 
"What are you in for?"

Maybe you've only been arrested, or you've been convicted. 
Holding cell, prison cell, your choice.
There's now bars between you and the outside world.
Hope you like your cell mate.
And your guards.

Comments

[of_the_rat_variety]

I'm sure he can find it again. [She looks like she's really enjoying the egg at least.]

[stoogesofsanfran]

Yeah, he probably just needs to find his feet again after everything that happened. Dude lost a lot thanks to Shendu.



An' it seems like he ain't had such good luck ever since we's got dragged away from him.

[of_the_rat_variety]

Well, might as well get his ass on the phone and bring him along.

[stoogesofsanfran]

We, uh...



Ain't so sure he even has a phone no more.



And he definitely don't got the one he did back when we was the Dark Hand.

[of_the_rat_variety]

Well, that sucks.

[She guzzles some coffee, and then some water.] Maybe if I still don't hate you guys after we get rid of the dragon problem I'll help you find him.

[stoogesofsanfran]

We'd...really appreciate that.



Yeah. Valmont might not'a been a perfect boss, but...



We still care about 'im, y'know?

[of_the_rat_variety]

Nothing wrong with that. He's some kind of criminal, right? I think I've heard the name.

[And apparently she doesn't care. Then again, considering where they met and that they literally broke out of prison, that shouldn't be too surprising.]

[stoogesofsanfran]

Not surprised. He used to be the head of the Dark Hand. Don't think there's a crook around that hasn't heard his name at some point or another.



Had an entire covert section'a law enforcement after us that couldn't do dick squat...



Until Shendu made a mess of things.

[of_the_rat_variety]

I recognize Shendu too. I remember needing to lie low because of the noise he made.

[stoogesofsanfran]

You mean a few years ago, when he raised his palace in China and tried to release dragon minions?



Or after that, when he possessed Valmont and tried to release his brothers an' sisters?



Ooh, don't forget the year after that, when Daolon Wong revived him an' he tore through San Fran lookin' for his Talisman powers.

[...It is beginning to dawn on them just how much trouble Shendu was really related to. Oops.]

[of_the_rat_variety]

Yeah, that dicksniff. Is he dead?

[stoogesofsanfran]

He did die...



'Cept ol' prune bag went and revived him.



Now he's locked up in Section 13, as a statue.

[of_the_rat_variety]

Serves him right. [Avoiding the demon thing....]

So scale tail. Junkyard. Rush in wands blazing?

[stoogesofsanfran]

Sounds about right.

[He draws his stolen gun with a smirk and starts checking it over. No sense trusting a stolen weapon without examination if you have the time to familiarize yourself with it.]



An' the punk's a nimrod with a bad temper, so a bit'a tauntin' won't go amiss.



You ain't one to talk, Chow...

[of_the_rat_variety]

Prefect. Taunting is my speciality.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Then you oughta fit right in in our little corner of weirdsville.



Yeah, that kinda thing's practically tradition.

[of_the_rat_variety]

So, How much more time do you boys need to recover before we go after my future pair of shoes?

[stoogesofsanfran]

I oughta be good to go.



We bounce back quick.



Don't mean you ain't a pain when you're hungover.

[of_the_rat_variety]

We're cleaning the dishes first. [So get moving, losers!]