Jail Cell Mee

[memezillamods]

The Jail Cell Meme

 
"What are you in for?"

Maybe you've only been arrested, or you've been convicted. 
Holding cell, prison cell, your choice.
There's now bars between you and the outside world.
Hope you like your cell mate.
And your guards.

Comments

[of_the_rat_variety]

[She takes the keys, flipping through them,] Also, you learn things when fucking a guard.

[She picks out a key and puts it in, turning it easily. She goes straight through the door, looking for her wand.]

[sharktrash]

[ Alright. He might be just a wee little bit impressed. ]

Yeah? Maybe I should try it sometime.

[ He kicks off a padlock and starts digging through the drawers. Soon enough, he retrieves a ring with a light blue eye and shoves it onto his finger, then proceeds to look where they might've put his sword. That one's not as important, though; he can easily get a new one just as good. ]

[of_the_rat_variety]

I hear Dana gives good blow jobs.

[She laughs when she gets her wand. She kisses it fondly, and turns around, getting ready to leave.]

Necros Reparte!

[A blast shoots the officers that are coming over to try to get the situation back under control. It also hits the phone out of the hand of an officer trying to call out to another station.]

[sharktrash]

I don't plan to come here a lot, but good to know.

[ He finally finds his blade, straps it on and heads out, whistling when... well, some kind of pink magic happens. That's actually kind of impressive. ]

[ Naturally, he doesn't want to get showed up, so he'll make sure to reach the next few incoming guards first. He ducks under a punch, quickly taps one on the arm, another on the shoulder, and clasps the last's face all talk to the hand -like, and they all collapse on the floor. ]

[of_the_rat_variety]

[That earns a whistle from Hannah as she slides like she's taking home base past another cop, and shoots him with another blast. She manages to push herself to her feet by tucking in her legs and pushing up to roll back onto her feet from the slide.] Hurry up, asshole! Three minutes before backup.

[sharktrash]

Shouldn't we slow down in that case? I wanna play some more.

[ Yeah look at him slitting the throat of that poor guy who was just doing his job. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ At least he's proceeding pretty fast and they'll be at the front gate in no time. ]

[of_the_rat_variety]

You're a fucking psychopath.

I feel like I should take more issue with that.

[sharktrash]

[ He exhales though his teeth in what sounds like a chuckle. ]

I've been called worse.

[ Is the gate locked and guarded by magical monsters or something? Too bad, because it's blowing right off the hinges as a giant flying shark rams right through it. ]

[ SWEET FREEDOM. ]

[of_the_rat_variety]

Was that a fucking shark?

[She looks more excited than confused or weirded out as she keeps running towards the gate now.]

[sharktrash]

Sure was.

[ He grins as we walks out, seemingly in no hurry at all, while the shark makes a few circles and poofs into thin air. ]