TFLN

[memezillamods]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT
You know the drill

Comments

[womanwhobeatyou]

That depends on whether you're actually interested or simply alarmed by the idea.

I doubt the latter, since if you were the type to be alarmed about setting people on fire you wouldn't have texted it so casually.

[first_summers]

Possibly mildly interested...

Usually they're catching fire on their own, actually. I rarely get to do the deed myself.