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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT
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Matt Murdock | Daredevil

[jurisavocado]

1. Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
2. We did a shot for each one. Father... Son... and Holy Ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
3. FYI: pepper spray hurts. Whoever comes up with the best cover story wins a prize.
4. Well, his arm's broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
5. send your own!

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[heavenhill]

you smelled like a dirty drunk. doused yourself in what you thought was a bottle of axe. and the rest is history.

[jurisavocado]

Not bad.

...But it implies I would even keep Axe in my house. I feel dirty even pretending.

[heavenhill]

oops. sorry i'm not an expert on manstink. whatever the hell you hose on yourself in the morning.

[jurisavocado]

Nothing, actually. Smell's too strong.

But I guess an accidental dose of pepper spray would explain why I never start up.

[starksolutions]

the best kinds of people. obviously. when I die, please bring nunchucks to my funeral and do something awesome with them. you can consider this text official preemptive permission from the Stark estate.

[jurisavocado]

Just to protect my interests, I'm going to have to insist on a notarized letter. Or at least a notarized printout of this text with you affirming you were of sound body and mind when you gave me permission to break out my best Bruce Lee at your funeral.

[starksolutions]

[Five minutes later, with a scan of the requested document attached:]

You've got it. Roberta wrote it up, but she also gave me the Mom Look for fifteen solid seconds, then sighed and said "if I live to see your funeral I'll have bigger problems to worry about than one nunchuck-wielding idiot." I think I may have gotten you on her shit list. Sorry about that. I like that for your new contact name in my phone, though.

[jurisavocado]

I got on a lady's shit list without dating her? I feel so accomplished.

[starksolutions]

Just be careful, it could get ugly. Do lawyers traditionally settle disagreements with each other through ritual combat, or am I thinking of Asgardians? Or stag beetles? I'll root for you, but my money's on Roberta.

[jurisavocado]

That feels kind of disrespectful.