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[memezillamods]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT
You know the drill

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[brainmeme]

bukowski the sad drunk
are you aspiring to be a sad drunk wirt
is that what this is all about
also i was just saying. it was very wirt
maybe youre already like bukowski

[singloversing]

oh mygosh NO
No, I'm not. Nobody wants to be like Bukowski
I'm pretty sure even Bukowski doesn't want to be like bukowski
...bukowski doesn't really look like a word anymore

Also I'm not sad and I'm like not even that drunk okay
We've been having age apppropriate drinks that aern't illegal

[She totally believes that right??]

[brainmeme]

yeah you definitely seem like those drinks were age appropriate
im not judging wirt im just saying
youre drunk
if youre not sad why are you reading a book and texting me instead of talking to the friends youre actually with

[singloversing]

They were TOTALLY age appropriate
.......before we put age inapppropriate things in them

[Off-screen on his end he's giggling pretty hard.]

but I dunno
Everything was too much and a lot so I wandered off
Jason fundernberkerr has a lot of books apparently??
and a beanbag chair
I feel like I'm gonnna sink through the floor

[brainmeme]

whaaaat i want a beanbag chair
wait i think i might have one. somewhere
jason funderwhoever isnt gonna miss you?

[singloversing]

he definitely won't he's a huge jerk!
but I don't think anyone else will either?
They won't notice if I'm there or not

[brainmeme]

what????
wirt dont be such a bukowski
people notice when youre not around

[singloversing]

I'm not being a bukowski!!
I just. i dunno. It's not like I talk a lot
me being there is kinda the same as me not being there?
they're not losig anything annd I get to read poetry
Sounds like a winwin to me?

[brainmeme]

you dont have to talk for ppl to appreciate that your there!!!
when we hang out you dont do much of anything unless i make you
but that doesnt mean i wouldnt notice if u left

[singloversing]

really?

[Ten seconds later, because even drunk he can't help fretting a little bit:]

wow Sorry I didn't mean to make it sound like you wouldn't
or that they're jerks or something they're not i promise I like them
except Fudnegerker
F U N D E R B E R K E R wow his name is hard to spell
but yeah no he's a jerk but everyone else is okay I just
I dunno
i don't think anyone's looking? thhey're probably just caught up in beig definitely-not-drunk and like forgot
or something

[brainmeme]

or they think you wanna be alone
which i guess isnt wrong

[singloversing]

i guess.
I'm going to go back eventually I jjust needed a minute.

wait will it be weird if i go back after being gone this long??
I feel like it might be weird
not-weird people don't ditch parties to read.

[brainmeme]

itll be FINE wirt
theyll just be like oh wirt needed some time to breathe and read a book like a nerd
but now hes back so the party can resume

[singloversing]

i hope they weren't like waiting for me or something
that would be worse than them nnot noticing I was gone to be honest.
I don't want to hold anyonne up.
and the next best/part/was/nobody ever/missed/me
that's part of another bukowski poem

[And he didn't even send it line-by-line this time, just for Amethyst!]

Hey, do you think Fundererker will miss his bukowski book??
I
i kind of still want to finish it
It's really good

[brainmeme]

im starting to think bukowskis not good for you