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[memezillamods]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT
You know the drill

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[goodwoofjames]

but you'd be all relaxed with the drink
and then i set you up with a lovely bird or bloke of your choosing
talk you up first of course
and then you don't even need the bike to feel something amazing between your legs

[singloversing]

[A lovely bird brings back memories of a former bird with a not-so-lovely personality, but he shakes his head. Get a grip. That's not what he meant.]

This still sounds like a bad idea.
I don't need a wingman. Really.
REALLY.
So please don't.

[goodwoofjames]

well i've got the bike and the social skills to offer as recompense
and not much else
so let me know which you'd prefer