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Oscar | Lupin the Third

[riveres]

1. He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon

2. You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.

3. he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off

4. I probably smell like baby powder and a possible sexual identity crisis.

5. TEXT HIM

2 because why not honestly

[burnamotherdown]

i'm not going to apologize for genius.

[riveres]

And you won't apologize for food poisoning.

[burnamotherdown]

hey, i never said you were meant to eat it. just, you know, appreciate it's artistry.

[riveres]

That is not art.

[burnamotherdown]

that's subjective. see that trash can? that's art. see that puddle of muddy water? art. the face you're probably making right now? art.

[riveres]

Very funny. So your hair is art then?

[burnamotherdown]

hey, i don't make the rules. if you think so, sure.