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Ryan Dalias | Eos 10

[personal profile] drforehead 2016-04-09 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
1. Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.

2. He described his sex dream about me using only emojis

3. I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.