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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT
You know the drill

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joseph kavinsky | the raven cycle

[pillz]

1.

im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. please kill me, my life will never get better than this

2.

ill teach you how to drive a stick by using my dick. ill even madke the whurrrr noise so u knew when to change gears.

3.

based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"

4.

Text him!

2 it's the modern au we never wanted

[epiny]

cheng already said he'd teach me stick next.

cw racism

[pillz]

yeah but he didnt turn it into sex analogies cuz he a lil yellow boy wit a tootsie roll

[epiny]

I've never seen a tootsie roll the size of his dick

[pillz]

downside of livin in virginia
in tx ud see the real candy that makes tihs country great

[epiny]

i'm french, cocksucker

2

[shaving]

[ assuming it was a misfire. he's tempted to ignore it, but he's bored. so. ]

thanks but no thanks. i don't need driving lessons from you, especially if your dick is involved.

umm severe nsfw, what is the point of even putting this warning on, idk, also your pb is beautifulll

[pillz]

would u prefer me 2 use my mouth
i knew it.
Sweetheart u gotta chill about the whole penetration thng
theres a prize inside ur asshole waiting 2 be found ;(

it's ok i know what to expect with you, and also THANK YOU i missed his face too much ; u ;

[shaving]

no.
keep your mouth and your dick the hell away from me.

he looks so mad ;w;

[pillz]

the lady doth protest os very much
ok shitstack
how about the mitsu

the one time model face is good for something

[shaving]

what about it dickbag?

[pillz]

estrogen kill ur need 4 speed?

[shaving]

[ not even going to dignify that with a 'fuck you.' ]

the mitsu can come around as long as you keep your fucking pants on.

[pillz]

i always wear pants in the mitsu.
leather seats
theyll rip all the hair off my bhole and i leave the twinky shit 2 u ;(

[shaving]

say that shit to me again and i'll rip you a new asshole next time i see you.