TFLN

[memezillamods]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT
You know the drill

Comments

...WOOOWW

[stonefree]

Oh fuck off.

wow is right

[relieable]

so . . .
is that an invitation??

[stonefree]

What the hell do you think?

[relieable]

i dont know!
i dont go out on dates much

[a pause, and then another text]

haha jk i go on dates aaaaaalll the time

[shifty eyes]

[stonefree]

No, you don't! Now you're just lying!

[relieable]

you dont know me!
i could be a cool ladykiller

[stonefree]

More like a loser who can't get laid.

[relieable]

[HOW DOES SHE KNOW]

well now those are fighting words!
i wont go easy on you just cuz youre a girl!

[relieable]

well i might go easy on you cuz youre a girl
if that makes me sound more sympathetic

[stonefree]

[WHAT, IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS!]

Keep on trying, it's not doing anything for me!

[relieable]

ok
then when i find you im gonna seriously punch you

[he probably won't. he's not even getting up off the floor. yep]

[stonefree]

Is that a bet? I'd like to see you try!

[Said the girl who took on who knows many people]

[relieable]

[did someone say BET?]

how much you wanna bet that i could beat your ass?

[stonefree]

[She totally just did!]

You sure about that? Because I think I can beat yours with no problem!

[relieable]

no no you didnt answer my question
how much

[stonefree]

500 bucks! You still want to take on me?

[relieable]

[five hundred.... okay, he's getting up now.

and putting on pants]

hell yeah im in!!
im gonna make 500 bucks

[stonefree]

[And this her, getting ready! And not doing anything really]

Name the time and place! This is going to be the easiest 500 bucks yet!

[relieable]

now of course
ill be at the bar in 10

[stonefree]

You're on!

But how do I know you're not going to ditch me?

[relieable]

hey
hey
money is serious business
im not gonna ditch money

[stonefree]

You better, I don't want to stand around the bar when nobody showed up!

[relieable]

yeah yeah dont get your panties in a twist
im almost there

[stonefree]

[And should he look around, he'll find one Jolyne Kujo in front of the bar! As she looked ready to win that 500 bucks, should he dare approach her?]

[relieable]

[well, here goes nothing. all of his training has led up to this. Osomatsu closes his eyes, takes a deep breath, and then walks over to her]

Yo, are you the lady with the rattling box?

[such a charmer, this one]