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[memezillamods]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT
You know the drill

Comments

[burnamotherdown]

that's the funny thing about alcohol. sometimes you forget things. even great bonding moments underneath a sky of old gum.

[proteusmoon]

"A sky of old gum"... How romantic.

So when you realized I had essentially fallen asleep on you, did you move me? Because I certainly did not wake up under the pool table.

[burnamotherdown]

poetry is my forte.

i figured you probably wouldn't appreciate spending the night on a cold floor only to wake up surrounded by people even more hungover people than you.

[proteusmoon]

You were correct; I would not have.

Thank you. For putting me elsewhere.

Do you remember why we were under there in the first place?