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James T. Kirk | Star Trek XI (Reboot)

[leapwithoutlooking]

1. I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them

2. It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.

3. I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.