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[memezillamods]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT
You know the drill

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[karappo]

[Where indeed.]

Brother is everything alright?
do you need someone to come get you

[relieable]

i dont even no where i am
and my plants r missing

[karappo]

[...]


Im coming to find you
Do you remember how far from the house you went?

[relieable]

[one text after the next]

i rember going t the bar but im not ther nemore
also i mean pants* lol
actually its not vry funny
i found a blanket to covr myself
but like i think this is som1s hpose???
lol guess how i found teh stairs

[karappo]

You're in someone's house?!!?
You shouldn't be there!! Also how am i supposed to find you now?!

[Surely these phones aren't good enough to do some kind of tracking with or else he wouldn't be having this problem.]

[relieable]

[alas, there is no FIND MY BROTHER app]

but what if its like a hot girls house
then i should be in here
i mena y else would my pants b missin
shit if i got layed and dont rember it im gonna be so pissed1

[don't worry, Osomatsu, we're pretty sure that didn't happen]

[karappo]

[Well there NEEDS TO BE]

Im more concerned about you getting home first
we can speculate details later!
tell me what else do you see, is the house empty?

[relieable]

y i think so
i dont hear anything
omg theres a hottub in the back yard!!1

[karappo]

Okay, that narrows it down

[Does it??]

Don't go anywhere, I'm coming!!

[relieable]

[nice. so they're just going to party in someone else's house, right? at least that's what Oso thinks Kara means when he says he's coming over.

so now Osomatsu is working on getting the cover off of the hottub. a few minutes pass, and then another text]

im not sure how to turn this thing on
theres to many buttons

[karappo]

Brother please dont
just dont do anything else until i get there
whats outside the house are there any street signs you can see??

[relieable]

hang on a sec
ok i cant c a street sign from here but outsied thers a big lawn
karmastu i think these ppl r loaded

[seriously. how did he wind up here???]

[karappo]

[Give him a minute Oso, he may be texting and running out the door at the same time.]

bigyard okay okgay
nanything else?
also pls stay out of the tub im asking you this as aobro ther who is cocerned

[relieable]

what wood u say if i told u it was already to late
hypotheticly

[karappo]

........try not to break anythng??

[relieable]

[well, he hasn't done that yet, at least]

wow opk getting in teh tub withotu turning it on wqas a bad idea
i have sme regretz

[karappo]

osomats ur gonna get ur fone wet!!
also im in town but idn ont see any big yards yet?
but i wont stop looking for u brothr i promise!1!

[relieable]

shud i wait outside?
its kinda cold
n im wet

[what even is their life]

[karappo]

please go outsie
i can see u bettr then
you shouldnt have gotten in

[relieable]

[so Oso goes to stand outside in his hoodie, with the hood pulled over his wet head. a blanket is wrapped around his waist, looking like a skirt. who knows where his pants and shoes and socks are.

he needs to reevaluate his life. getting drunk enough that he doesn't know where he is or can't recall the events that got him here is just not good. hopefully Karamatsu won't tell the rest of their brothers about this]

[karappo]

[Unfortunately for Oso, Karamatsu doesn't show up for a few minutes. ...then five pass. Ten. Fifteen.]

ur sure ur outside?

[relieable]

[Osomatsu was afraid of this, afraid that he might be far away or in a different neighborhood from his own home entirely. now that he's been standing outside for 15 minutes, the air has sobered him up some, and he is pretty disgusted by this turn of events. it was funny at first, but now that he's lost...

well, he's the eldest! he's gotta be strong. he won't let Karamatsu know how worried he is]

yeah i am but im looking for a convenience store
ill text u the adress

[karappo]

ok
nobody came home then?

[relieable]

nope

[thank godmatsu]

o hey found a store
i think i know where i am now

[what follows is an address. Osomatsu would like to go into the store to wait but he's kind of only half-dressed. seriously, he's starting to think the whole removing his pants thing was a horrible prank. but his wallet was in his pants! maaaaan this sucks so bad]

[karappo]

oh good! ill be right there,s tay right where u are!!!

[As if Osomatsu plans on going anywhere, honestly.

And finally, running at full speed in the distance, Osomatsu might spot something vaguely black and blue coming his way.]