Denny's Meme

[memezillamods]

 It's late. Like, 3 AM late.
You're hungry. You're bored.
But nothing is open.
Except Denny's.


RULES

1. Post to the meme.
2. Find somebody to eat with. Figure out why you'd do this to yourself.
3. What even is "Moons Over My Hammy?" 

Comments

[nockpoint]

[ none of this is real food, oh my god. what is master thinking, coming here and that leaving these two ill behaved cats at the table while they to shake down parking meters for spare quartz change? ]

just fixing my icon choice since i redid them, ignore this edit

[ateaist]

My, nameless Archer, look at this! [She basically shoves the menu in his face, pointing at something.] Caramel bacon stuffed French toast! The modern world surely is a challenging place!

PAYS A FUCKIN LOT OF ATTENTION TO IT

[nockpoint]

[ get that shit out of his face!!!! hes pushing that laminated plastic away... please, nobu, find some standards. ]

You don't seriously intend to pay for garbage like that, do you?

CRY...

[ateaist]

Hm? Oh, I forgot your tendency to act that way...

[She means he's a food hipster.

And so Nobunaga sighs, putting the menu down flat on the table.]

Fool. Lower your standards and indulge yourself for once!

[nockpoint]

[ its called "home cooked meals are cheaper and better for you" okay!!!! where did you learn the word hipster, anyway..... ]

We're Servants. If Master wants to eat something like that... [ he's going to pick them up and forcibly remove them from the premises d rank strength or not!!!! eat real food, master!!! ] ... so... be it, but it's not something you or I need to bother with.

[ateaist]

Fool!!

[She repeats, a little louder, but still looking cheerful. People are probably looking now...

Also, y'know, they look like cosplayers, so maybe that's drawing attention too. Master sure is irresponsible!]

That "only do what you have to" mindset...it's completely alien to me. [The hedonist that she is.] Now, nameless Archer, you're going to eat something from this establishment tonight! I won't take no for an answer!

[nockpoint]

[ ♪ hello darkness my old friend ♪ ]

[nockpoint]

[ ♪ i've come to talk with you again ♪ ]

[nockpoint]

[ he takes it all back. this is truly hell he's walked into. can he please go back to the throne of heroes. ]

[nockpoint]

Pick something for yourself.

[ leave him out of it. knowing their luck, master won't have enough money, and they'll be washing dishes until seven and it'll be him doing all the work. ]

[ateaist]

Oh! Hm...ah, that's...now this is...!

[Can't even browse quietly, sorry.

Eventually though, she leans towards him again and points at the menu.]

Look at this!

[try not to cry archer]

You'll try it with me, won't you?

driveby threadjack! carry on

[gacharollingmonster]

[ muffled TIME TO TEN ROLL in the distance ]

incredible

[nockpoint]

[ you should have been left in a casino to die as an infant jesus christ. ]

[ateaist]

[MASTER...SHE'S ROOTING FOR YOU!!]

[nockpoint]

[ DON'T ENCOURAGE THIS BEHAVIOR ]

[nockpoint]

[ ignoring that disaster we're ignoring going on in the distance... whatever that is you're showing him, that is disgusting. @ god why...

all she gets is a flat, firm ]

No. Find something that doesn't look like it was stepped on first.

[ateaist]

Hmph.

[HUFF. Why are so many servants no fun.]

Well then at least look with me! If I'm to browse this selection myself in search of something you'll try, we'll be here forever, because in order to know that I'd need to know what you like and dislike...and as we both know, you have no personality, so that's impossible.

[nockpoint]

[ because you've stolen all the fun energy, duh. ]

And you, on the other hand, have no standards. [ huff yourself! ] I know the thought would never occur to you naturally, but try finding something simple for once. The less variables they have to mess up, the more likely it is to be edible.

[ateaist]

Oh, fine. If you've no sense of adventure, then how about...[She reads over the menu, quickly...] this? Eggs and bacon! Surely even you won't object to such a plain order.