Denny's Meme

[memezillamods]

 It's late. Like, 3 AM late.
You're hungry. You're bored.
But nothing is open.
Except Denny's.


RULES

1. Post to the meme.
2. Find somebody to eat with. Figure out why you'd do this to yourself.
3. What even is "Moons Over My Hammy?" 

Comments

((aww... //lovingly offers you shake anyway, and also THIS SONG: https://youtu.be/fFQvGJGpM1s ))

[aphotic_auror]

Maria smiles and nods knowingly, though really, she's new to this side of this galaxy, and thus: has NO Earthly IDEA of who Kylo Ren IS, or even who the Knights of Ren or the First Order are. (Yes, she's a very long way from home!) "Oh yes? Well then, Mister Ren: I DO hope you intended to tip that unfortunate waiter a little over the usual twenty percent, just for the sheer terror you obviously struck into him, somehow!" She grinned slyly at him, over her own menu, as she heard him mumbling something about a "Grand Slam" being apropos, or "fitting". "Oh aye? And— who slammed you into the ruddy bar of the local pub, anyway?" Yes, she had noticed the bloke's injuries, and she could only imagine what sort of "pub brawl" this unfortunate man had been through earlier that evening...

[forcefullyunstable]

Tip? He could Jedi Mind Trick the entire restaurant out of charging him for the meal at all, if he wanted. If he left the building intact when he was finished, it might be compensation enough!

He glanced over the menu at this talkative girl.

"... Well, first I was shot. The gash in my arm is from a 'trooper who turned traitor. And the rest..." his voice dropped a little in embarrassment, "you can blame on a scavenger girl who had no business being as strong as she was..."

She would be the one who actually 'slammed' him down, so to speak.

"And that was before the planet imploded."

Clearly, he hadn't had the best of days. Or couple of days... He wasn't entirely sure how much time passed from when he blacked out in the snow and woke up in a First Order medbay.