Denny's Meme

[memezillamods]

 It's late. Like, 3 AM late.
You're hungry. You're bored.
But nothing is open.
Except Denny's.


RULES

1. Post to the meme.
2. Find somebody to eat with. Figure out why you'd do this to yourself.
3. What even is "Moons Over My Hammy?" 

Comments

[neetfreak]

[oh, a compliment! Jyushi is all smiles again as the final stack is being brought out] I practice swinging every day! Ichimatsu-niisan lets me tie him to my bat to add extra weight!

[???!?!]

[7ssseasssofrhye]

[ oh finally, the final stack, he actually sighs in relief when he sees it.

Niisan, that meant brother in Japanese, if he remembered correctly. ]

You tie your brother is a baseball bat?

[ How did the bat not break? ]

[neetfreak]

[it's a metal bat!]

Yeah! [as though that isn't a big deal.

he gets to eating again, this time slower because he is so damn full. but he has to make it through! for fame, for glory, and probably for a bad stomachache!]

[7ssseasssofrhye]

[ even metal bats will bend and break with enough weight on them. The force of swinging with a full grown man on it, that's at least close to the breaking point.

Crowley stares for a moment longer before digging in to his final stack. ]

[neetfreak]

[it's probably best not to ask in this case...

with the sound of the crowd cheering behind them, Jyushimatsu cuts through pancake after pancake. twenty minutes pass and he still hasn't finished his stack. he's beginning to wonder if he can. there is a flashback montage scene of Jyushimatsu training for the pancake-eating contest, but that actually never happened, because he decided to try the contest on a whim, right?

who knows]

[7ssseasssofrhye]

[ Crowley pauses in putting a bite into his mouth, fork and pancake held half way to his mouth. Time distortion? Another Antichrist? No, one was enough, and Upstairs and Downstairs are still pretending it didn't happen. So, how did this kid, and compared to Crowley, Jyushimatsu was definitely a kid, how did this kid end up with such abilities?

He puts the bite in his mouth. It just so happens to be the last bite. The plate scrapes the counter as he pushes it away. ]

One hundred pancakes.

[neetfreak]

[no! He can't be outdone! With every fiber of his being, Jyushimatsu growls and stabs the remainder of the stack with his fork. Then he brings it to his mouth, opens it as wide as he can, and shoves the pancakes inside.

Chew. Chew. Cheeeeeeewwwwww.

And then swallow!

And then he slams his fork on the table and yells triumphantly]

YEEEEEAAAAHHHH! [he raises his fists over his head, feeding off the crowd's enthusiasm]

[7ssseasssofrhye]

[ Crowley's eyebrows appear over the top rim of his sunglasses, the only indication of his surprise. ]

Congratulations, are you human?

[neetfreak]

Huh? [what a weird question. he stares at Crowley, paying no attention to the cheering around them] Are you? [YEAH HE KNOWS SOMETHING IS UP WITH YOU BUDDY]

[7ssseasssofrhye]

[ Well, this was going to dissolve into a rather immature argument. ]

I do believe I asked first. It is rude to answer a question with another question.

[neetfreak]

[HMMMMMMMM how to answer this]

I am human. I think. [STARE]

[7ssseasssofrhye]

[ Only think? ]

I have doubts about your humanity.

[neetfreak]

[Jyushi smiles his usual smile, nice and wide. then he pats his new friend on the shoulder and starts waddling off to find his brothers. he may have lost his money, but he gained Denny's fame!

....that will never help him anywhere]