Denny's Meme

[memezillamods]

 It's late. Like, 3 AM late.
You're hungry. You're bored.
But nothing is open.
Except Denny's.


RULES

1. Post to the meme.
2. Find somebody to eat with. Figure out why you'd do this to yourself.
3. What even is "Moons Over My Hammy?" 

Comments

[drubbings]

[ Terezi nods along while drinking. A nice tingly feeling was starting to take root at the bottom of her horns and travelling down to her arms. Her headache was fucking off with it, which in itself was glorious. ]

Fanfiction does indeed sound like a glorious place is it allows black romance for humans. I would hate for your race to miss out on the intricacies of a good rivalry! It is the best.

[ Or would be if she wasn't quadrantless. But it was a small detail.

Terezi shook her also stinging hand and laughed a bit. Girl can hit hard! She mightily approved. ]

A hacker? I know a guy like that. He is cool, sometimes. What were you hacking.

[ She drops her voice into a conspirator whisper. ]

I hope it was him.

[engagedrunkmode]

[Roxy, for her part, has only just started to pass the threshold from 'tipsy' and into 'drunk.' It's been a slow night. Her cheeks are pink, and she's smiling a lot. Little silly smirks and more broad, gap-toothed grins.]

I knooooooow right? Like it had been kinda there back in the day, but then fic writers started to actually pay attention to troll romance in like, other stuff. And - [Her hands mime blowing up, and Roxy mouths pchoooo] - fuckin everywhere.

[Roxy snorts, but rolls her eyes.]

Ugh, some king douchecanoe bet me that I couldn't rewrite the code for Super Mario from scratch in seven days. Blew him out of the water, now he's gonna have to sing Squiddles song in a dress. [As per the deal. twinArmaggedon can choke on her non-existent bulge.]

[drubbings]

[ Terezi nods like she understands any of this. ]

Other stuff? That sounds proverbially juicy.

[ Her glass is getting emptier now. Her buzz is getting acquainted with her think pan making Terezi more giggly than usual. ]

Hahaha, I would pay to see pictures of this. Please tell me you will have photographic evidence to share.

[engagedrunkmode]

[An empty glass, well that won't do at all. Roxy doesn't even ask, she just pours a substantial amount of rum into her new bee-eff-eff's glass, takes a quick swig straight from the bottle, and hides it away.]

They're gonna be fuckin everywhere, trust me. Wait like a week and the news is gonna be reporting on this hot new meme of some double-horned troll dorkass in a megahot dress.

Oh, fuck, you've got a name? Mine's Roxy. [It's suddenly very important for her to follow decorum and learn about her new drinking buddy.]

[drubbings]

Why thank you!

[ Terezi grins broadly and swishes her new wares around in the bottom of the glass. No way she can ask for a refill now. She's just going to have to troll up and drink it straight. Like Gog intended. ]

My friend happens to be double horned, so I will happily project my own glee on to your victim. I will work hard to make sure I am producing the most top quality memes with the image, in your honour.

[ It'll be a pleasant surprise when she finds out Sollux was bested by a human. This party hard, funny, pink human. ]

Hello, Roxy. My name is Terezi.

[ She extends a hand for shaking, that's the usual human way, right? ]

[engagedrunkmode]

[Well if she asks really nicely, Roxy could probably order a mixer for her. Or even provide one.]

See? This is why I like you, you're fuckin productive. Busy little, uh--[She gestures blankly at Terezi, only then realizing that those red glasses weren't for show.] Busy troll lawyer chick.

[Roxy's a touch too far gone to realize the potential connection between Terezi's friend and twinArmaggedons. It's been a long week.]

Terezi! Rezi! I like it. [Grin, hand, shake, STRONG grip.]

happy post 4/13, friend

[drubbings]

Troll lawyer! That is me.

[ Terezi plucks at the front of the sweater she's wearing with the words "Alternia Law" stamped across the chest. Most people might think it's tacky to wear your school's apparel outside of campus (especially when at Denny's) but it is a lot better than Terezi's usual dragon clad t-shirts. At least this wasn't cringe worthy.

Terezi tries to subtly massage her hand after the STRONG handshake. This girl was more jacked than she looked. ]

Many people call me Rezi. Even TZ. I don't think I can do the same for Roxy, though. RX just does not have the same ring to it, I'm sad to say.

what a ride. sorry i'm late.

[engagedrunkmode]

[Blind, intimidating, and weirdly pretty Troll Lawyer. Roxy can dig it. Personally, she's more somebody who appropriates clothes from her friends--this is her own T-shirt under one of Dirk's jackets, and she's about eighty percent sure that the jeans belong to Jane.]

Roxy's good. Or Rox! Strider calls me Rox all the time.

np!

[drubbings]

Rox it will be then. I feel like this will be a strong friendship, Rox.

[ Terezi slurs a bit on the last word. Everything in her body felt liquidy and good. This was such a good decision. ]

Do you need more hashbrowns? It's important to keep you fueled!

[engagedrunkmode]

[She grins like there’s nowhere else in the world she’d rather be--and if you ask Roxy, she’d probably say as much. Drinking down her victory, eating spicy-hot hashbrowns she didn’t pay for, and with her new friend. What more could she want? She raises her plastic cup.]

A toast. To the best. [Her voice slurs, buzzes--bezzzzzt.]

[She clinks--though it’s more of a thud, really--and knocks the rest of her drink back.]

Uh. Think I’m good? Idk, it’s like, like I can eat more, but I can’t really care about what.