memezilla | Jail Cell Mee

[She's dragged in, cooperating to some degree, even if it doesn't look it. She knows she's not breaking out with an escort and cuffed, but she's not going to be a good little girl either. She's shouting at them,] Pathetic fuckers are too scared to even take me in alone! What a bunch of limp dicks you fuckers are! What, did your parents fuck some rabbits to get you twitchy pube hairs?

[Her voice could be heard from the moment she enters the building, and she only stops for a moment when they uncuff her and shove her into the cell. She immediately throws a punch at the guard. It connects, but the others are pulling him out and locking the cell door just as she slams against it. She growls at them, and it's enough to make one of them flinch.

It's not her first rodeo at least.]

[ Well. That looks promising. But by the time the guards are leaving, he's rolling his eyes because fuck, of course he'd get stuck with a fucking tryhard. Everyone's attention will surely be on his cell now. That's obviously not a problem, but it's still an annoying circumstance to consider. ]

[ He doesn't move from where he's sitting on the bunk, but his voice, loud and grating, will reach across the whole fucking jail anyway. ]

Voooi, forgot to tell him his momma fellates goats while you're at it.

Edited 2016-04-04 11:01 (UTC)

[She turns on him,] That would just be insulting goats.

[She's going to find somewhere else to sit where she can keep an eye on Squalo. She knows better than to just let her guard down. She folds her arms, looking like this is more of an inconvenience than anything. She never ended up staying on the inside for long. Doesn't mean she appreciates it when that assbag deserved to be thrown through a wall.]

Ha, point.

[ He'll need a new plan now. One that includes this diva of a cellmate. If he wants her to play along, he should probably act... civil. ]

[ Women love talking about themselves, right? ]

So what're you in for?

Throwing someone through a brick wall. [He can make his own assumptions on why... or how for that matter.] You?

[ Look he lives with a guy who can level an entire hotel floor, walls and all. Having enough strength to throw someone through one isn't all that impressive in his book, although it does give her the benefit of not being entirely useless in his book. ]

Murder.

[ Or five. Hundred. Thousands. Whatever, the ones nobody could prove didn't count. This time though an incompetent subordinate got in the way and he was found in the scene with incriminating evidence. Oh, they'd negate it with the money they have, of course, but it was still annoying. ]

Alleged murder, of course.

[ So casual. ]

Got a plan?

[She rolls her eyes,] Longest they kept me here was a week. [She leans in to whisper,] This one guard was a real good fuck, okay?

[She leans back away,] Turn a mock fight to a real fight when the guards show up?

[She frowns and turns to him,] But if I find you murdering someone I like, I'll make sure the next time I'm here it's for murder too. Got it?

Edited 2016-04-19 11:42 (UTC)

Oooh, I'm so scared.

[ He clearly isn't, but he's still gonna break into laughter which sounds somewhat reminiscent of barking. ]

But for fuckin real? You stayed in this five star hotel just to fuck a dude?

[Eh, she's used to being underestimated, so she'll let it slide. Better to show then tell.]

If you were a connoisseur of cocks, you would too. Besides, I was waiting for repairs to my apartment to finish.

I'll pass. [ He knows the one cock that matters, etc. ] Free lodgings, huh?

It worked out conveniently, so I didn't see a reason not to.

My place is perfectly intact for the moment, so how about we get out of here? Preferably before they lock my wand up. It's a pain making a new one.

Wait. They took something from you?

[ And here's Squalo dropping his ~cool and aloof~ play and lunging at the bars, pressing his face to it to see the hallway as far as he can. The jailers that threw the woman in are still walking, and he quickly counts the doors to the one they disappear behind. A bit of a smirk spreads on his face. ]

That must be where they're keeping it. Great. We can get a move on.

[She barks a laugh. He looks like a puppy when he does that. Still, it has her getting up and stretching.] So, you ready or what?

[ Hey they've got his ~~wedding~~ magic ring, so it's probably in the same place. Luckily, he was allowed to keep his prosthesis during daytime at least, or shit would've been even more ugly. ]

Right. [ He sizes her up. ] If we fight, we both get grabbed, which is useless. If I pretend I'm trying to nail you, one or two guards will pull me off, leaving you free. I might get tased, so if you think you can't take care of two fucks with the door open wide behind them, better speak up now.

[She grins, smug.] You saw how many they had to just drag me in here.

[ He returns it. Well then. ]

At least try to sound distressed.

[ And just for extra realism, he'll be taking a grip on her hair and shoving her against a wall face-first. ]

[She doesn't need to try hard to sound distressed. She might be tough, but she still shouts in surprise as he does that, though she gets her arms up in time to protect herself.

She hides her smirk as she spins to face her attacker, looking as distressed as she can. Fortunately she's pretty good at making those faces, though usually for the sake of sarcasm.

A pile of officers rush in, unlocking the cell door. Squalo was right, they tase him, but Hannah takes that chance to knock out one of them, getting ready to do the same to the two others.]

[ Fuck, that hurts. ]

[ Unsurprisingly, he falls to the ground, twisting and twitching from the electric shock. Unsurprisingly, it's not gonna hold him down for long. ]

[ The two guards lean down to try and secure him before realizing that Hannah's in fact struck their colleague. There's a momentary opening as they straighten up and go to grab her, deciding that Squalo's incapacitated enough to wait until the more immediate threat is dealt with. ]

[ Too bad, because even while the rest of his body is still betraying him, that good old prosthetic arm responds flawlessly. So one of the guards will feel a metallic grip on his ankle before it's twisted and he's basically flung into the ground. ]

[Hannah grabs the other guard's shoulders, pulling him in and kneeing him right in the balls before slamming her heel into his toes, causing a nice, satisfying crunch. She smiles,] I think I like that sound.

[If the other guard thought he'd be spared, that's too bad because her heel is coming down on his hand too.] You'd think you boys would learn by now.

[ By the time she's done, Squalo's finally pushing himself off the floor. He's still feeling a bit tingly and numb, but it should be good enough. He stays down on one knee for a moment, good hand over his chest, then finally straightens up fully, a half-smirk in place. ]

Well that's something I'm never doing again.

[ He leans down to pluck the keys off the guys' belts, and heads for the door. ]

[She's out the cell, stepping over the whimpering officers and heading towards processing, where they'd be able to find their things.] And here I took you as one of those S and M switches.

[ He's just gonna lock those guys in their cell and follow, nbd. He flashes more teeth at her. ]

Only to some.

[ He's... not much of an M until Xanxus comes into play, though then it's off the charts. ]

[ He tries the door that he's seen the guards bring stuff behind, but of course it's locked. Maybe one of those keys will fit. ]

[She takes the keys, flipping through them,] Also, you learn things when fucking a guard.

[She picks out a key and puts it in, turning it easily. She goes straight through the door, looking for her wand.]

[ Alright. He might be just a wee little bit impressed. ]

Yeah? Maybe I should try it sometime.

[ He kicks off a padlock and starts digging through the drawers. Soon enough, he retrieves a ring with a light blue eye and shoves it onto his finger, then proceeds to look where they might've put his sword. That one's not as important, though; he can easily get a new one just as good. ]

I hear Dana gives good blow jobs.

[She laughs when she gets her wand. She kisses it fondly, and turns around, getting ready to leave.]

Necros Reparte!

[A blast shoots the officers that are coming over to try to get the situation back under control. It also hits the phone out of the hand of an officer trying to call out to another station.]

Jail Cell Mee

This is the chick I warned you about. ~Jynxed

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