Jail Cell Mee

[memezillamods]

The Jail Cell Meme

 
"What are you in for?"

Maybe you've only been arrested, or you've been convicted. 
Holding cell, prison cell, your choice.
There's now bars between you and the outside world.
Hope you like your cell mate.
And your guards.

Comments

[bass_instincts]

I told you, it's not even anything I chose to do. Just being born made my mother kill herself.

[He's extracting himself and taking over a top bunk.]

[stoogesofsanfran]

Can't blame yourself for that.



Sounds like there was already some pretty heavy shit goin' on anyway.

[bass_instincts]

[He seems to be done talking for now.

But after some time in silence he says,] I'm Shin, by the way.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Finn. These two are Ratso and Chow.



Hiya.



Good ta meet ya, or somethin'.

[bass_instincts]

Why are you guys here?

[stoogesofsanfran]

Attempted theft, assault, destruction of property...



Shit that happens when yer "hired" [Finger quotes.] ta help someone get 'is claws on somethin' other people don't want 'im ta have.



But we wasn't hired...just threatened.

[Not good at detecting sarcasm, this one.]

[bass_instincts]

So we're all in the service industry.

[stoogesofsanfran]

You could say that. Used to be some of the top enforcers for the Dark Hand, but...



Let's just say we had a run'a bad luck.

[bass_instincts]

Well, better you're watching my back than being against me.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Long as the weird stuff's done following us, anyway.



Yeah, you don't wanna end up dealin' with the kinda stuff that keeps findin' us.

[bass_instincts]

Like what? [He's still not showing his face, but talking is something, right?]

[stoogesofsanfran]

...You believe in supernatural stuff, kid?

[bass_instincts]

Never gave it too much thought, but pretty sure I've seen a ghost once or twice. Figures it would happen when you live next to a grave yard.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Makes it easier. Guy that dragged us into the mess that got us put away this time?



He was a demon.



Kid'a the one that drove the Dark Hand inta the ground.

[bass_instincts]

You should plead insanity. Might work. [He doesn't sound like he really disbelieves them though. Why the fuck not? Maybe he should try selling his soul to make things right for everyone else.]

[stoogesofsanfran]

And end up in a psych ward instead? Pass.



Besides, the pains in our asses down at Section 13 know we're tellin' the truth.



Kinda saw the demons themselves.

[bass_instincts]

...

So.

What's it like? I mean, here?

[stoogesofsanfran]

Pretty routine. Get some time in the courtyard every day, but there ain't really much to do.



Aww, that ain't true! They got some sports equipment!



Correction: ain't much ta do if ya ain't lookin' ta spend time with the other losers stuck in here.

[bass_instincts]

Joy. Sports. My favourite.

Bet there's no way of getting a guitar.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Nope. Too easy to turn into a weapon.



Or three...

[bass_instincts]

[A heavy sigh comes from the top bunk, and that might just be another sob, but it's hard to tell.]

[stoogesofsanfran]

But y'know, play your cards right and there's ways to get outta here early.

[bass_instincts]

Yeah? [He's listening.]

[stoogesofsanfran]

Cooperate well enough an' ya might get 'im ta put ya on parole.



Or let ya off early for good behavior.



Or, ugh, community service.

[bass_instincts]

Maybe I can still get with the band if I'm on parole....