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memezilla2016-04-02 03:00 am
memezillamods) wrote in memezilla2016-04-02 03:00 am
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Jail Cell Mee
The Jail Cell Meme
"What are you in for?"
Maybe you've only been arrested, or you've been convicted.
Holding cell, prison cell, your choice.
There's now bars between you and the outside world.
Hope you like your cell mate.
And your guards.
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Thank you.
[He is so sticking his tongue out at Chow.]
I was a bit busy usin' mine ta try an' off our arch-nemesis. Didn't really have much chance ta use 'em fer any other kinda fun.
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Don't think Shadowkhan got that kinda equipment. Far's I can tell, they ain't really livin' things, just some kinda semi-aware puppet made outta pure shadow magic.
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The kind made by singleminded forces'a darkness, I guess. Never saw Tarakudo take much interest in anythin' but his brand of world domination.
At least he had a sense'a humor.
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Good thing the D-Monster didn't manage it, then.
[Sitting down with half a cup of tea. No prizes for guessing where the other half went.]
Ugh, no kiddin'. Even Shendu cracked jokes from time to time, but that guy?
He didn't even get our puns.
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If I take over the world. Everyone needs to find a sense of humour.
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Welp, at least we know anyone we have any kinda interest in would be safe.
I dunno, I think Valmont started losin' his after Shendu showed up.
Wonder what he's up to these days, anyway. Ain't seen 'im since that incident with the broken mask...
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Yeah, he probably just needs to find his feet again after everything that happened. Dude lost a lot thanks to Shendu.
An' it seems like he ain't had such good luck ever since we's got dragged away from him.
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We, uh...
Ain't so sure he even has a phone no more.
And he definitely don't got the one he did back when we was the Dark Hand.
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[She guzzles some coffee, and then some water.] Maybe if I still don't hate you guys after we get rid of the dragon problem I'll help you find him.
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We'd...really appreciate that.
Yeah. Valmont might not'a been a perfect boss, but...
We still care about 'im, y'know?
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[And apparently she doesn't care. Then again, considering where they met and that they literally broke out of prison, that shouldn't be too surprising.]
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Not surprised. He used to be the head of the Dark Hand. Don't think there's a crook around that hasn't heard his name at some point or another.
Had an entire covert section'a law enforcement after us that couldn't do dick squat...
Until Shendu made a mess of things.
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You mean a few years ago, when he raised his palace in China and tried to release dragon minions?
Or after that, when he possessed Valmont and tried to release his brothers an' sisters?
Ooh, don't forget the year after that, when Daolon Wong revived him an' he tore through San Fran lookin' for his Talisman powers.
[...It is beginning to dawn on them just how much trouble Shendu was really related to. Oops.]
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He did die...
'Cept ol' prune bag went and revived him.
Now he's locked up in Section 13, as a statue.
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So scale tail. Junkyard. Rush in wands blazing?
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Sounds about right.
[He draws his stolen gun with a smirk and starts checking it over. No sense trusting a stolen weapon without examination if you have the time to familiarize yourself with it.]
An' the punk's a nimrod with a bad temper, so a bit'a tauntin' won't go amiss.
You ain't one to talk, Chow...
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Then you oughta fit right in in our little corner of weirdsville.
Yeah, that kinda thing's practically tradition.
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