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memezillamods ([personal profile] memezillamods) wrote in [community profile] memezilla2016-04-02 02:29 am

TFLN


TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT
You know the drill
singloversing: I Was Never a Normal Boy - Nightmare of You (Is what's inside of me)

[personal profile] singloversing 2016-06-16 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
That's definitely not true.
You lost all the shots YOU took. You lost them all over your shirt.
And then hugged me.
goodwoofjames: (Sing as their bones go marching in again)

[personal profile] goodwoofjames 2016-06-16 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
ha
ha
HA
HAHA
and we return to the crux of the matter
i owe you something
i can be an awesome wingman
singloversing: On The Ocean - Guster (So can I just go home?)

[personal profile] singloversing 2016-06-21 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh.
That's okay.
You really, REALLY don't have to.
The drink is enough.


[Someone has no faith in Sirius' wingman abilities whatsoever.]
goodwoofjames: (How can they see the love in our eyes)

[personal profile] goodwoofjames 2016-06-30 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
but you'd be all relaxed with the drink
and then i set you up with a lovely bird or bloke of your choosing
talk you up first of course
and then you don't even need the bike to feel something amazing between your legs
singloversing: I Was Never a Normal Boy - Nightmare of You (I was never a normal boy)

[personal profile] singloversing 2016-07-04 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[A lovely bird brings back memories of a former bird with a not-so-lovely personality, but he shakes his head. Get a grip. That's not what he meant.]

This still sounds like a bad idea.
I don't need a wingman. Really.
REALLY.
So please don't.
goodwoofjames: (We slept like dogs)

[personal profile] goodwoofjames 2016-07-18 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
well i've got the bike and the social skills to offer as recompense
and not much else
so let me know which you'd prefer