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Steve Rogers | MCU

[thepricewepay]

1. Very funny, but dinosaurs didn't have thumbs, so I have them beat there.

2. I just wanted one sandwich but the elderly woman behind the counter wouldn't let me leave and now I have three pies, half a dozen sandwiches and I am apparently having dinner with her family on Tuesday.

3. I need a replacement truck for the replacement truck.

4. Text him.

[Canon, Cross-Canon, Originals and Cross-Medium welcome]

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[proteusmoon]

Meeting the family on the first date? She moves fast!

[thepricewepay]

She said I looked like a starved stray and that one sandwich wouldn't possibly be enough. I have no idea how things escalated so quickly.

[proteusmoon]

She said YOU looked like a STARVED STRAY? That is definitely not the phrase I would use to describe you, ever, so...

I meant it originally in jest, but it seems perhaps she truly was being a bit sly.

[thepricewepay]

She was just being friendly. I helped her carry some boxes up from the backroom before I left.

I'm sure she meant nothing by it, and she just wants me to come meet her grandkids.

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[burnamotherdown]

you can't tell me this one accidentally went up in flames too.

[thepricewepay]

I wasn't aware RPGs would be involved when I borrowed it.

[burnamotherdown]

look buddy, i don't have an endless supply of trucks.

...RPGs? really? ok. i'm curious.

[thepricewepay]

Getting from A to B becomes a lot more hazardous when the other people involved throw out the rule book to try and stop you from reaching B. I made it as far as just outside the city.

[burnamotherdown]

can't you just run in a straight line with that shield out in front of you and watch literally everything crumble?

[thepricewepay]

As durable as the shield is, I don't like to take chances running at explosives. Even if it did deflect them, or the bullets, that is another set of problems.

They could hit someone or something else.

And I can run fairly fast, but not as fast as the truck manages to get me past them.

The motorcycle worked better, but it doesn't offer enough defense for my partner.

[incitio]

I'm slightly less inclined to find another truck for you.

[thepricewepay]

I will pay you back as soon as I can.

I will do my best not to let this one get blown up in the line of duty but my motorcycle isn't going to get the job done for this mission.

[incitio]

With a bike like that, I don't blame you. You gotta take care of those things. :)

[thepricewepay]

You should have seen the one I used to have. Not as modern, but it was remodeled by a close friend.

[incitio]

Old school?

Well, semi-old school?