Jail Cell Mee

[memezillamods]

The Jail Cell Meme

 
"What are you in for?"

Maybe you've only been arrested, or you've been convicted. 
Holding cell, prison cell, your choice.
There's now bars between you and the outside world.
Hope you like your cell mate.
And your guards.

Comments

[bass_instincts]

[Shin chuckles darkly,] Yeah, because I could totally fight someone off.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Don't sell yerself too short, kid. I ain't so big myself, but it don't stop me from kickin' all kinds'a ass.



Yeah, he was havin' trouble with people tormentin' him when we first met 'im. Now even I wouldn't wanna get into a real fight with him.



And a word of advice: don't be afraid to fight dirty. Solid muscle's gonna do jack squat against a kick to the balls.

[bass_instincts]

[He turns to look at Finn with a smirk,] Do I look like I'd be afraid to fight dirty?

[stoogesofsanfran]

[Shrug.]

Some people think it's bad for their pride. I say, not as bad as getting your ass kicked.



An' that's what tends ta happen ta those idiots, too.

[bass_instincts]

You don't get into the music industry by playing nice.

[stoogesofsanfran]

True enough. Not if you don't wanna get trampled by the competition, anyway.

[bass_instincts]

We were trying to not get known for having ties with Trapnest, but that blew up, so we just milked it.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Lemme guess, someone went nosin' around where you didn't want 'em?

[bass_instincts]

It's what the mosquitoes do. Found out our lead singer has a relationship with their guitarist... who used to be our bassist. I took over that role before me made it big.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Lemme guess, the naysayers like to claim you're only famous 'cause of those connections.

[bass_instincts]

Pretty much.

Forget that we already got signed before that leaked.

The two bands are from the same area and hung out together when they were younger.

[stoogesofsanfran]

That's the music business for ya. Any little thing, man...



Helps if yer style'a music didn't die with the seventies, though.

[bass_instincts]

Rock and roll never dies.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Unlike Disco.



Hey, shut it!



He's right, though.

[bass_instincts]

Yeah, pretty sure Disco died tragically before I was born.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Disco is forever, man!



In yer dreams, maybe.



He kinda never let the seventies go.

[bass_instincts]

[Shin has managed to relax enough to at least laugh over that.]

Music always ends up coming back into style eventually.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Exactly! And I'm tellin' you, Disco's due for a revival!



Yeah, maybe in a hundred years or so.

[bass_instincts]

[Shin's keeping his mouth shut on that one. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth is a good piece of advice, but he figures saying something would be more like punching a gift horse in the mouth.]

[stoogesofsanfran]

That's it, I'm goin' to bed. You assholes can laugh it up without me.

[And he makes a dramatic showing of flopping down on his mattress and closing his eyes. It's pretty obvious he's not actually asleep.]



Diva.



Don't worry, he ain't really upset. He just likes bein' dramatic.

[bass_instincts]

Should have been an actor. Probably would have done well.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Don't go givin' him no ideas.



Yeah, he's already melodramatic enough.

[bass_instincts]

Why do something for free when you can get paid?

[stoogesofsanfran]

Wouldn't be gettin' paid long, with that ego'a his.

[bass_instincts]

[Shin laughs at that,] You say that like he can't hear you.