Jail Cell Mee

[memezillamods]

The Jail Cell Meme

 
"What are you in for?"

Maybe you've only been arrested, or you've been convicted. 
Holding cell, prison cell, your choice.
There's now bars between you and the outside world.
Hope you like your cell mate.
And your guards.

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[stoogesofsanfran]

Lemme guess, someone went nosin' around where you didn't want 'em?

[bass_instincts]

It's what the mosquitoes do. Found out our lead singer has a relationship with their guitarist... who used to be our bassist. I took over that role before me made it big.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Lemme guess, the naysayers like to claim you're only famous 'cause of those connections.

[bass_instincts]

Pretty much.

Forget that we already got signed before that leaked.

The two bands are from the same area and hung out together when they were younger.

[stoogesofsanfran]

That's the music business for ya. Any little thing, man...



Helps if yer style'a music didn't die with the seventies, though.

[bass_instincts]

Rock and roll never dies.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Unlike Disco.



Hey, shut it!



He's right, though.

[bass_instincts]

Yeah, pretty sure Disco died tragically before I was born.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Disco is forever, man!



In yer dreams, maybe.



He kinda never let the seventies go.

[bass_instincts]

[Shin has managed to relax enough to at least laugh over that.]

Music always ends up coming back into style eventually.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Exactly! And I'm tellin' you, Disco's due for a revival!



Yeah, maybe in a hundred years or so.

[bass_instincts]

[Shin's keeping his mouth shut on that one. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth is a good piece of advice, but he figures saying something would be more like punching a gift horse in the mouth.]

[stoogesofsanfran]

That's it, I'm goin' to bed. You assholes can laugh it up without me.

[And he makes a dramatic showing of flopping down on his mattress and closing his eyes. It's pretty obvious he's not actually asleep.]



Diva.



Don't worry, he ain't really upset. He just likes bein' dramatic.

[bass_instincts]

Should have been an actor. Probably would have done well.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Don't go givin' him no ideas.



Yeah, he's already melodramatic enough.

[bass_instincts]

Why do something for free when you can get paid?

[stoogesofsanfran]

Wouldn't be gettin' paid long, with that ego'a his.

[bass_instincts]

[Shin laughs at that,] You say that like he can't hear you.

[stoogesofsanfran]

That's 'cause he's an asshole!

[So much for pretending to be asleep.]



Eh, we pick on Finn all the time. Kinda like a hobby.



An' it ain't like he don't do the same back.

[bass_instincts]

You guys seem like family. [There's a hint of sadness to that. Maybe he's missing his own?]

[stoogesofsanfran]

[That gets Finn to open his eyes, if not sit up. He just glances over without moving otherwise.]

...Yeah, we kinda are.



Been through a lot together, even before we was crooks.



Oh no, don't you assholes go gettin' all sentimental on me! Do I gotta kick yer asses?

[bass_instincts]

[He's just going to watch them fondly, still feeling pretty isolated.]

[stoogesofsanfran]

[It's not hard to tell that that fond look has a hint of jealousy to it. Finn doesn't quite get up, but he does roll over to be facing the rest of the cell.]

Shut it, Chow.

Hey, kid. Things get rough for you once you're out, go ahead and give us a shout. Can't really do much about the press these days...



But we's can give ya a place where ya ain't alone.

[bass_instincts]

I've got plenty of those places.

[But he was also caught for prostitution, so actually, he doesn't. The label's probably working to cut ties with him. He doesn't want to start crying.]

Or I did.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Well, we ain't in much position to judge. And I don't think any of us minds lookin' after a kid that's gotten himself in some trouble...



Nope.



I'd be the world's biggest hypocrite if I did.