Jail Cell Mee

[memezillamods]

The Jail Cell Meme

 
"What are you in for?"

Maybe you've only been arrested, or you've been convicted. 
Holding cell, prison cell, your choice.
There's now bars between you and the outside world.
Hope you like your cell mate.
And your guards.

Comments

[of_the_rat_variety]

[She takes a box of tea from a cabinet and throws it at Finn.]

[stoogesofsanfran]

[Muffled noises of complaint! But getting a look at what she threw at him does manage to motivate him to his feet so he can shuffle toward the sink. It's like watching a zombie make tea...]



There, breakfast's ready.

[As he puts a big pan of fluffy, lightly seasoned scrambled eggs and a plate stacked with buttered toast on the table.]



'Bout time. Coffee ain't that much of a miracle drink.

[of_the_rat_variety]

I'd call you an angel if I thought they were any better than demons. [She gets herself to the table and puts them on her plate.]

[stoogesofsanfran]

It'd be kinda weird after havin' had demon powers, anyway.



Like you wasn't the least evil Oni ever. I bet Jade's dog was scarier'n you.

[What Chow is doing could be better described as 'piling' eggs onto his plate.]

[of_the_rat_variety]

I'm not going to judge.

[stoogesofsanfran]

You might wanna reconsider that, seein' as this loser here used his ninja army fer baseball.



What? There wasn't enough of us for a real game...

[Almost all of the eggs that don't get snatched by Hannah or Chow end up on Ratso's plate. He leaves some for Finn, but he doesn't seem to be expecting him to eat much.]

[of_the_rat_variety]

That is awesome!

Why didn't you?

[stoogesofsanfran]

Thank you.

[He is so sticking his tongue out at Chow.]



I was a bit busy usin' mine ta try an' off our arch-nemesis. Didn't really have much chance ta use 'em fer any other kinda fun.

[of_the_rat_variety]

No orgy?

[stoogesofsanfran]

Don't think Shadowkhan got that kinda equipment. Far's I can tell, they ain't really livin' things, just some kinda semi-aware puppet made outta pure shadow magic.

[of_the_rat_variety]

Lame. What kind of evil thing doesn't let you play out your vices?

[stoogesofsanfran]

The kind made by singleminded forces'a darkness, I guess. Never saw Tarakudo take much interest in anythin' but his brand of world domination.



At least he had a sense'a humor.

[of_the_rat_variety]

I'd shove my own wand through my eye to my brain if someone took over the world didn't even have a sense of humour.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Good thing the D-Monster didn't manage it, then.

[Sitting down with half a cup of tea. No prizes for guessing where the other half went.]



Ugh, no kiddin'. Even Shendu cracked jokes from time to time, but that guy?



He didn't even get our puns.

[of_the_rat_variety]

Uuuugh.

If I take over the world. Everyone needs to find a sense of humour.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Welp, at least we know anyone we have any kinda interest in would be safe.



I dunno, I think Valmont started losin' his after Shendu showed up.



Wonder what he's up to these days, anyway. Ain't seen 'im since that incident with the broken mask...

[of_the_rat_variety]

I'm sure he can find it again. [She looks like she's really enjoying the egg at least.]

[stoogesofsanfran]

Yeah, he probably just needs to find his feet again after everything that happened. Dude lost a lot thanks to Shendu.



An' it seems like he ain't had such good luck ever since we's got dragged away from him.

[of_the_rat_variety]

Well, might as well get his ass on the phone and bring him along.

[stoogesofsanfran]

We, uh...



Ain't so sure he even has a phone no more.



And he definitely don't got the one he did back when we was the Dark Hand.

[of_the_rat_variety]

Well, that sucks.

[She guzzles some coffee, and then some water.] Maybe if I still don't hate you guys after we get rid of the dragon problem I'll help you find him.

[stoogesofsanfran]

We'd...really appreciate that.



Yeah. Valmont might not'a been a perfect boss, but...



We still care about 'im, y'know?

[of_the_rat_variety]

Nothing wrong with that. He's some kind of criminal, right? I think I've heard the name.

[And apparently she doesn't care. Then again, considering where they met and that they literally broke out of prison, that shouldn't be too surprising.]

[stoogesofsanfran]

Not surprised. He used to be the head of the Dark Hand. Don't think there's a crook around that hasn't heard his name at some point or another.



Had an entire covert section'a law enforcement after us that couldn't do dick squat...



Until Shendu made a mess of things.

[of_the_rat_variety]

I recognize Shendu too. I remember needing to lie low because of the noise he made.