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Jail Cell Mee
The Jail Cell Meme


"What are you in for?"
Maybe you've only been arrested, or you've been convicted.
Holding cell, prison cell, your choice.
There's now bars between you and the outside world.
Hope you like your cell mate.
And your guards.
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He covers his face with a hand, trying to hide his emotions. He'd be lying if he said he wasn't terrified. He manages to keep his voice steady, if low,] Thanks.
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Don't mention it. Just don't go looking for any kinda trouble you can't get yourself out of, alright?
Can't always promise one'a us'll be around, yanno?
And some'a these guys like to 'forget' stuff they don't like.
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That's alright, Chow ain't got the best impulse control neither.
Shut it!
[Does punching Ratso in the ribs just prove his point?]
Maybe we'll see about teaching you some self defense skills. Might need 'em either way.
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Don't sell yerself too short, kid. I ain't so big myself, but it don't stop me from kickin' all kinds'a ass.
Yeah, he was havin' trouble with people tormentin' him when we first met 'im. Now even I wouldn't wanna get into a real fight with him.
And a word of advice: don't be afraid to fight dirty. Solid muscle's gonna do jack squat against a kick to the balls.
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[Shrug.]
Some people think it's bad for their pride. I say, not as bad as getting your ass kicked.
An' that's what tends ta happen ta those idiots, too.
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True enough. Not if you don't wanna get trampled by the competition, anyway.
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Lemme guess, someone went nosin' around where you didn't want 'em?
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Lemme guess, the naysayers like to claim you're only famous 'cause of those connections.
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Forget that we already got signed before that leaked.
The two bands are from the same area and hung out together when they were younger.
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That's the music business for ya. Any little thing, man...
Helps if yer style'a music didn't die with the seventies, though.
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Unlike Disco.
Hey, shut it!
He's right, though.
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Disco is forever, man!
In yer dreams, maybe.
He kinda never let the seventies go.
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Music always ends up coming back into style eventually.
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Exactly! And I'm tellin' you, Disco's due for a revival!
Yeah, maybe in a hundred years or so.
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That's it, I'm goin' to bed. You assholes can laugh it up without me.
[And he makes a dramatic showing of flopping down on his mattress and closing his eyes. It's pretty obvious he's not actually asleep.]
Diva.
Don't worry, he ain't really upset. He just likes bein' dramatic.
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