Jail Cell Mee

[memezillamods]

The Jail Cell Meme

 
"What are you in for?"

Maybe you've only been arrested, or you've been convicted. 
Holding cell, prison cell, your choice.
There's now bars between you and the outside world.
Hope you like your cell mate.
And your guards.

Comments

[stoogesofsanfran]

And then who's gonna cook breakfast, if I'm hungover too?

[As he says that, the smell of scrambled eggs starts wafting from his frying pan.]

[of_the_rat_variety]

Normally my job anyway. [Seeing him drunk sounds amusing though.]

[stoogesofsanfran]

And you don't seem in no condition to do it.

[of_the_rat_variety]

I've done it in worse condition.

[stoogesofsanfran]

An' did it turn out any good?

[And now the smell of toast.]

[of_the_rat_variety]

Yes. Was good as the fucking I just had.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Yuck, I don't wanna hear nothin' about that where it's gotta do with Chow.

[of_the_rat_variety]

His tongue is surprisingly skilled. [You basically asked for that.]

[stoogesofsanfran]

[This is where he covers his ears while waiting for the toast.]

Nope, I ain't listening!



[This is also where Finn starts weakly looking for anything he can use to cover his head with. Oh for a pillow...]

[of_the_rat_variety]

[There are plenty of pillows about, so Finn is in luck.] More talented in other areas. Not the best, but I'd hit it again.

[stoogesofsanfran]

[Oh look, coffee done. Pouring himself some of that and taking a swallow, black.]

Then maybe we could have a victory party when we's done feedin' Drago his own tail, if ya catch my drift.



[Oh look pillow. It's now a hat. And earmuffs.]

I'm not hearing this...

[of_the_rat_variety]

We could use his tail.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Nah, dragon skin's rough as shit. Might make some good sandpaper, though.

[of_the_rat_variety]

Mmm. Probably good for some kind of spell.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Probably. 'Specially 'cause he's also a demon. Or half demon? He looks a hell've a lot more like a human than his old man, anyways.

[of_the_rat_variety]

[Awkward topic change: Go!] So that breakfast?

[stoogesofsanfran]

I think we're gonna have ta get Ratso back from La La Land fer that.

[of_the_rat_variety]

Should get on that then.

[Meanwhile she's going to get herself some coffee and tap Finn on the shoulder to let him know the sex storm has passed.]

[stoogesofsanfran]

[Chow's solution for Ratso covering his ears? Kick him in the side of the leg.]

Oy, Ratso. Finish up already, we're hungry.



You guys better not be gross over breakfast.



Mrphhh...

[Nope, he likes it under here. It's dark and quiet.]

[of_the_rat_variety]

[Fine, he can stay there. She's getting her coffee,] I'll try not to, so we can get on with the dragon hunting.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Good. So, you gots any tea or somethin' for Finn? He ain't gonna get up without some kinda caffeine, and coffee'd make him puke right now.



Tin foil stomach, I swear.

[of_the_rat_variety]

[She takes a box of tea from a cabinet and throws it at Finn.]

[stoogesofsanfran]

[Muffled noises of complaint! But getting a look at what she threw at him does manage to motivate him to his feet so he can shuffle toward the sink. It's like watching a zombie make tea...]



There, breakfast's ready.

[As he puts a big pan of fluffy, lightly seasoned scrambled eggs and a plate stacked with buttered toast on the table.]



'Bout time. Coffee ain't that much of a miracle drink.

[of_the_rat_variety]

I'd call you an angel if I thought they were any better than demons. [She gets herself to the table and puts them on her plate.]

[stoogesofsanfran]

It'd be kinda weird after havin' had demon powers, anyway.



Like you wasn't the least evil Oni ever. I bet Jade's dog was scarier'n you.

[What Chow is doing could be better described as 'piling' eggs onto his plate.]