Jail Cell Mee

[memezillamods]

The Jail Cell Meme

 
"What are you in for?"

Maybe you've only been arrested, or you've been convicted. 
Holding cell, prison cell, your choice.
There's now bars between you and the outside world.
Hope you like your cell mate.
And your guards.

Comments

[of_the_rat_variety]

Join the fan club, weekly dues of 'go fuck yourself'.

[stoogesofsanfran]

It include...memorabilia ta help with that?



Oh no, I ain't drunk enough to be hearing this shit.



Would ask if you two got any shame, but I already know the answer.

[of_the_rat_variety]

More booze in the fridge.

And it comes with a giant orc's middle finger, fucknugget.

[Yep. You guys can chill. As long as you can keep taking her abuse.]

[stoogesofsanfran]

[Yeah, he's going to go digging through the fridge for the strongest drink he can find. Some moonshine would be nice...]



Guess I better hope that includes lube, huh?



Hey, not while I'm workin' on dinner!

[of_the_rat_variety]

You talk out of your ass enough you should be able to take it raw.

[She's not listening Ratso. At least she's able to keep making the food as she makes wisecracks.

There is a bottle labelled XXX with a skull that has a mushroom between it's teeth on it.

There's also tequila.

Are they all just going to get smashed and do this evil-hunting tomorrow?]

[stoogesofsanfran]

But it ain't as much fun that way.



[At this rate? Yes, Finn is going to be far too wasted to do any sort of demon hunting. Tequila, at least, is something he recognizes and he's not sure he wants to touch anything that looks like it includes shrooms, so he'll be grabbing a bottle of the former.]

Correction: there ain't a 'drunk enough' to be listening to this.



Wish I had earplugs.

[of_the_rat_variety]

Would it be better if I shoved it up there for you?

[Suffer!]

[stoogesofsanfran]

Now we're gettin' interesting...



That's it, I'm drinkin' until I can't even remember how I got outta the clink.

[And thus, don't mind him drinking directly from the bottle.]



...That actually sounds temptin' for once.

[of_the_rat_variety]

You think you could even keep up?

[She'd apologize, except she isn't sorry.

At least it looks like she's got a private bedroom?]

[stoogesofsanfran]

You think I ain't been around the block a few times?



Come on, save it for after dinner!



When ye've got a room that ain't this one!

[He might be sounding a little bit Irish after chugging tequila...]

[of_the_rat_variety]

[Fuck it, she's adding beer to the cooking. Adds flavour and is a great reason for her to get herself something harder.]

And here I was thinking I'd eat you two for dessert.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Yer thinkin' wrong, then. I dunneven swing that way.



[Excuse Ratso a moment while he turns bright red.]

I'm just gonna keep cookin'...



Ratso don't tend ta go fer the real rough an' tumble chicks.

[of_the_rat_variety]

Aw, cute. [She is definitely mocking.]

Get the plates, [She points to a cabinet.]

[stoogesofsanfran]

Ain't exactly what ya'd expect lookin' at 'im, is he?

[Heading for the cabinet. Food, yes.]



Ain't sure I've got much appetite left after hearin' all that.



You ain't drinkin' without food, Finn. 'Specially since you ain't gonna be able to eat no breakfast.

[of_the_rat_variety]

You should eat, or I could tell you stories that alcohol won't save you from.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Or I could start tellin' stories. Like that time ya got a bum deal with an Oni mask...



Fine, fine, I'm sittin'! An' don't ye ever bring up Ikazuki again!



[Well, something about this story has Ratso snickering like a grade schooler.]

[of_the_rat_variety]

Ah, no, you can't go tickling my dick like that and then blue-balling me!

[stoogesofsanfran]

Don't ye dare-



Finn here got a magic Oni mask stuck ta his ass an' ended up with a possessed rear.

[of_the_rat_variety]

Bilford Boggin, you're kidding me! And I was saying you were talking out of your ass! I'm sorry. Except I'm not.

[stoogesofsanfran]

I ain't kiddin'. Finn's luck's always been shit, but it really bottomed out that time.



Chow, I'm gonna strangle ye!



[Yeah, guess who's still snickering?]

C'mon Finn, try turnin' the other cheek for once.

[of_the_rat_variety]

Did it like talking shit?

[stoogesofsanfran]

Like ya wouldn't believe. First thing it said was "bow before my mighty form."



But no way was we bowin' to Finn's bum.



Fer the record, I hate all of ye.

[Back to the bottle he goes.]

[of_the_rat_variety]

It's not nearly hot enough for that! [She's now brining the food to the table and setting it down, then getting utensils. Yes, she has them. She's not a barbarian.]

Maybe after some hell fire. [She summons a small flame on her thumb briefly before letting it flicker out.]

[stoogesofsanfran]

Had enough'a demon fire fer a lifetime, thank ye. An' there ain't no need ta be throwin' insults just 'cause me bum's off limits.



Can't deny yer a stick figure, Finn. Real good thing ya ain't skippin' dinner.

[of_the_rat_variety]

[She doles out the utensils, using a fork to poke at Finn before setting it down for him.] Double portions for you, hot rod.

[She sits as well,] And if any of you want to say grace, go ahead so I can rip off your lips and sacrifice them to the god of your choosing.