Jail Cell Mee

[memezillamods]

The Jail Cell Meme

 
"What are you in for?"

Maybe you've only been arrested, or you've been convicted. 
Holding cell, prison cell, your choice.
There's now bars between you and the outside world.
Hope you like your cell mate.
And your guards.

Comments

[stoogesofsanfran]

I dunno, even Chow manages t'be a decent uncle.



Whaddya mean 'even'?



I think he means 'you're as much of a gigantic asshole as she is'.

[of_the_rat_variety]

Oooh, ouch. [She fake-winces over what Finn says.]

You really know how to insult a girl, calling me that nice.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Hey, what can I say. I'm kind of an ass myself.



It's true, he is.



An ass askin' ta get kicked if ya don't wipe that smug look off yer face.

[of_the_rat_variety]

You guys are so sweet I think I might puke.

[stoogesofsanfran]

I'll make a note to grab you a bucket. Right after I get done not getting my ass kicked.



Cocky asshole.



[At this point, Ratso seems to be beginning to tune out the bickering as he works on food.]

[of_the_rat_variety]

[Hannah, on the other hand, thrives on this shit.]

Really? Cocky asshole? You should get a doctor to look at that one.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Oh great, someone else with their brain as deep in the gutter as Chow's.



Like yer a monk? As if.

[of_the_rat_variety]

My brain's what made the gutter filthy in the first place!

[stoogesofsanfran]

Heh, more I hear, more I like yer style.



[Can you hear him rolling his eyes.]

Just great.

[of_the_rat_variety]

Join the fan club, weekly dues of 'go fuck yourself'.

[stoogesofsanfran]

It include...memorabilia ta help with that?



Oh no, I ain't drunk enough to be hearing this shit.



Would ask if you two got any shame, but I already know the answer.

[of_the_rat_variety]

More booze in the fridge.

And it comes with a giant orc's middle finger, fucknugget.

[Yep. You guys can chill. As long as you can keep taking her abuse.]

[stoogesofsanfran]

[Yeah, he's going to go digging through the fridge for the strongest drink he can find. Some moonshine would be nice...]



Guess I better hope that includes lube, huh?



Hey, not while I'm workin' on dinner!

[of_the_rat_variety]

You talk out of your ass enough you should be able to take it raw.

[She's not listening Ratso. At least she's able to keep making the food as she makes wisecracks.

There is a bottle labelled XXX with a skull that has a mushroom between it's teeth on it.

There's also tequila.

Are they all just going to get smashed and do this evil-hunting tomorrow?]

[stoogesofsanfran]

But it ain't as much fun that way.



[At this rate? Yes, Finn is going to be far too wasted to do any sort of demon hunting. Tequila, at least, is something he recognizes and he's not sure he wants to touch anything that looks like it includes shrooms, so he'll be grabbing a bottle of the former.]

Correction: there ain't a 'drunk enough' to be listening to this.



Wish I had earplugs.

[of_the_rat_variety]

Would it be better if I shoved it up there for you?

[Suffer!]

[stoogesofsanfran]

Now we're gettin' interesting...



That's it, I'm drinkin' until I can't even remember how I got outta the clink.

[And thus, don't mind him drinking directly from the bottle.]



...That actually sounds temptin' for once.

[of_the_rat_variety]

You think you could even keep up?

[She'd apologize, except she isn't sorry.

At least it looks like she's got a private bedroom?]

[stoogesofsanfran]

You think I ain't been around the block a few times?



Come on, save it for after dinner!



When ye've got a room that ain't this one!

[He might be sounding a little bit Irish after chugging tequila...]

[of_the_rat_variety]

[Fuck it, she's adding beer to the cooking. Adds flavour and is a great reason for her to get herself something harder.]

And here I was thinking I'd eat you two for dessert.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Yer thinkin' wrong, then. I dunneven swing that way.



[Excuse Ratso a moment while he turns bright red.]

I'm just gonna keep cookin'...



Ratso don't tend ta go fer the real rough an' tumble chicks.

[of_the_rat_variety]

Aw, cute. [She is definitely mocking.]

Get the plates, [She points to a cabinet.]

[stoogesofsanfran]

Ain't exactly what ya'd expect lookin' at 'im, is he?

[Heading for the cabinet. Food, yes.]



Ain't sure I've got much appetite left after hearin' all that.



You ain't drinkin' without food, Finn. 'Specially since you ain't gonna be able to eat no breakfast.

[of_the_rat_variety]

You should eat, or I could tell you stories that alcohol won't save you from.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Or I could start tellin' stories. Like that time ya got a bum deal with an Oni mask...



Fine, fine, I'm sittin'! An' don't ye ever bring up Ikazuki again!



[Well, something about this story has Ratso snickering like a grade schooler.]