Jail Cell Mee

[memezillamods]

The Jail Cell Meme

 
"What are you in for?"

Maybe you've only been arrested, or you've been convicted. 
Holding cell, prison cell, your choice.
There's now bars between you and the outside world.
Hope you like your cell mate.
And your guards.

Comments

[of_the_rat_variety]

[She's smacking the ass of the last one in before following and closing the door behind her. The stairs lead down to another door, and through that door is what looks like a mix between an antique store, a bachelor pad, and a night club.]

At least they still haven't figured out this place.

[She heads in, gets a beer and offers to the others before sitting down. There's plenty of places to sit, at least.]

So, you know where this asshole is?

[stoogesofsanfran]

[The last one in is Ratso, taking up his usual position towering behind the other two. He jumps at the smack and his cheeks flush as he waves off the beer.]

Someone's gotta stay away from dat stuff when these two are at it.



Yeah yeah, designated wet blanket.

[Finn is quite happy to take a beer and crack it open as he sits down.]

Gecko Boy hangs out at the abandoned junkyard between jobs.



[Like Finn, Chow accepts the offered alcohol and drops into a seat.]

Guess 'standards' ain't really in his vocabulary, huh?

[of_the_rat_variety]

[She wrinkles her nose,] As if I'm not stuck around trash enough as it is.

You know anything more about lizard breath?

[stoogesofsanfran]

Short temper, uses fire magic.



Lookin' fer powers what got separated from his aunts and uncles when they got sealed.



Not that it does us much good knowin' that, it ain't like the Immortals' symbols was one of a kind to make it easy to know where he'd be headed.

[of_the_rat_variety]

[Not like she can say much, her magic is classified as 'death magic'. People get hung up on morals regarding it.]

The Immortal Symbols? [She gasps, looking surprised.

And then her expression falls flat,] I'm not in the business of studying this stuff, just taking it away from bigger assholes than myself.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Oh, believe us, we know plenty about 'em.



Kinda hard to forget when you've met all eight of the demons in question.



'Cept we wasn't there when Shendu was re-banished, but I guess Drago goin' after dat one would be kinda redundant.

[of_the_rat_variety]

[She really doesn't want to hear any more about demons. Killing them sounds like a better plan.] Where can we start looking?

[stoogesofsanfran]

Check the junkyard first. If he ain't there, he's after one of the Immortals' weapons.



The Chans probably got some way of trackin' dose down by now.



Yeah, but they'd send us right back to the slammer. An' I don't think Captain Black would be willin' ta put us on parole again.

[of_the_rat_variety]

I'd just get us out again.

[Seriously, if her charges weren't (mostly) against criminals, the swat team would be hunting for her non-stop and looking for better ways to keep her locked up tight. Someone just keeps turning the other cheek for her. Possibly because she's fucking them.

She gets back up and starts to cook,]

Bad idea to go to a fight on an empty stomach.

[It looks a bit strange, seeing her doing anything remotely domestic.]

[stoogesofsanfran]

[You implied food. This instantly improves Ratso's mood. And really, he probably looks just as out of place in a kitchen.]

No arguin' widdat! Want me to help?



Already missin' food that ain't prison slop!



Sounds like a plan to me!

[of_the_rat_variety]

Just don't get to thinking that this is a soup kitchen! Got it, dick ticklers?

[She actually kind of likes them. And because of that she starts giving Ratso instructions to help her prepare. She's not making a three course meal, but it'll be enough to fill them and taste pretty good too.]

[stoogesofsanfran]

Got it, one time only.

[Luckily, he doesn't need a lot of instruction. He seems to actually be pretty good at cooking.]



I would offer ta return the favor, but...



She probably doesn't wanna eat charcoal?

[of_the_rat_variety]

Like hell I'd want your shit food. Why does it seem like no one that can fight can also cook worth a damn?

[That... might be vegetable abuse the way she's slicing it.]

[stoogesofsanfran]

I can cook...

[In fact, he really seems to know what he's doing. One might wonder if it's actually a hobby for him.]



Chow's just impatient. Ain't the best trait for cooking.



'Least I ain't just too lazy ta cook.

[of_the_rat_variety]

[She smiles at Ratso. Yeah, an actual smile, what of it?] Then let's start some school to teach these other losers how to cook.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Hey, that's a good idea! Then I ain't gotta worry about Chow not havin' nothin' ta eat.



Oy, it's not like I can't cook! Just ain't worth it when I'm by myself, and Ratso's better at it when it's all three of us.



Worth a try, I guess. Ain't like I've ever had someone try an' teach me cookin' skills.

[of_the_rat_variety]

Better than playing mom.

[She laughs darkly,] I'd be the most shit mother.

[stoogesofsanfran]

I dunno, even Chow manages t'be a decent uncle.



Whaddya mean 'even'?



I think he means 'you're as much of a gigantic asshole as she is'.

[of_the_rat_variety]

Oooh, ouch. [She fake-winces over what Finn says.]

You really know how to insult a girl, calling me that nice.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Hey, what can I say. I'm kind of an ass myself.



It's true, he is.



An ass askin' ta get kicked if ya don't wipe that smug look off yer face.

[of_the_rat_variety]

You guys are so sweet I think I might puke.

[stoogesofsanfran]

I'll make a note to grab you a bucket. Right after I get done not getting my ass kicked.



Cocky asshole.



[At this point, Ratso seems to be beginning to tune out the bickering as he works on food.]

[of_the_rat_variety]

[Hannah, on the other hand, thrives on this shit.]

Really? Cocky asshole? You should get a doctor to look at that one.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Oh great, someone else with their brain as deep in the gutter as Chow's.



Like yer a monk? As if.

[of_the_rat_variety]

My brain's what made the gutter filthy in the first place!