memezilla | Jail Cell Mee

[She scoffs at Finn,] Like you could.

[She does at least stand down for the moment, slipping around them to take Finn's place on the bed.] Yeah, I'm a bitch, deal with it.

[It's a good thing Ratso's so big, since he's currently having to hold Finn back.]

Finn, settle down.

I'll settle down once I've taught our new 'friend' a lesson about thinking she can walk all over me.

He does got a point there, ain't good form ta let some newcomer waltz in and make like they own the place.

[She points to a carving into the base of the bed without even looking at it. It reads 'Hannah was here' and a date about 7 years back.] My name's literally on this thing.

[...Well. He can't actually argue with that.]

Ugh, fine. Just don't go hogging any of the other beds.

You two gonna stop fightin' now?

[She leans back like she does own the place, reclining with a foot on the bed and her other leg crossed over that. She's wearing a skirt, but it's too tight to see up it.] If he's done.

[...He's still bristling.]

Just stay outta my way. I don't need some pain in the ass who just got here undoing our work reminding these grunts what it meant to be the Dark Hand.

I dunno, I wouldn't mind kickin' their asses again...

We ain't fightin' unless we gotta. We want outta here soon as we can, right?

[She laughs... or maybe it's more apt to say 'cackles' at that,] You the Dark Hand? That's pretty rich.

Yeah, we used to be part of the Dark Hand. That so hard to believe?

A bit, yeah. You look like you think it's still the seventies, [pointing to Chow,] He looks like he could break someone in two if it didn't scuff his precious outfit, and Frank over there is way too interested in getting along and playing nice.

The seventies were awesome, alright? And that ain't got nothin' to do with working for the Dark Hand. In fact, we happened to take our orders directly from Valmont himself.

And whaddya mean 'could', like it ain't somethin' I've already done now an' then?

I just don't see no point in fightin' when we ain't gonna get nothin' from it.

[She actually looks a bit impressed, but isn't showing her hand at all. When she speaks it's not a threat or a question, just an observation of the tense Finn used. They might have a problem if they were still involved in that kind of shit. Though really she shouldn't be the one to say anything. As long as they didn't start shit at least.] But not anymore.

Nah, Dark Hand went belly up after a bad deal got the world's most dangerous archaeologist on our asses.

We're tryin' to get outta that kinda thing now. It's been causin' us nothin' but trouble.

Would help if we didn't keep gettin' dragged inta workin' fer real pieces'a work.

Yeah, I heard the Dark Hand was a real piece of shit job.

Not that trying to be a good guy will get you anywhere either. Sometimes I think I end up in here more than the real demons in this world.

[They just exchange a Look at that.]

Well, seeing as the real demons generally don't end up in normal prisons...

That ain't sayin' a whole lot.

'Cept Xiao Fung, but that was kinda just where his portal was...

[She raised a brow,] So, you're telling me you actually know about all that shit?

Ohhhh yeah. That bad deal that sunk the Dark Hand? With a fire demon named Shendu.

An' it's his asshole of a son's fault we're in here.

We was just mindin' our own business 'til he came and made us work for him.

[Cackling again. She seems pretty evil.] If they hadn't learned by now to take my wand, I'd get us out and we could ruin his day.

I like the way you think!

Bet if we played it right, we could get out early on community service...

Bet it's gonna take the Chans a while ta lock him back up, too.

[She bites her lip, thinking for a moment before giving them a shit eating grin. She gets up and heads towards the cell door,] Back up, boys.

Necrius Decidere!

[Her hands glow purple and when she grabs the bars they crumble into rust. She's obviously drained from doing that, but she also invoked magic with no conduit. Not something many could do. After a quick breath she straightens and starts running while shouting,]

Prison break!

[Another quick glance between them, and then...]

Oh yeah, we're outta here.

Viva la freedom, suckers.

Wasn't we gonna try an' clear our records?

[...]

Wait for me!

[She blasts through one door, slugging the first officer she encounters. Others raise their guns, but she seems to not care, sliding her way towards another room while grabbing someone's keys off his desk.

She opens up the posessions locker and gets her wand, casting a shielding spell to block any chance of the four of them getting hit by any bullets before bursting right out of the front door and running down the street. Hopefully the boys can keep up.]

[Officers that get too close to Chow end up flat on the floor, likely sporting some sprains or broken bones from his kicks and punches. He seems to be enjoying this a bit more than would be expected just from the promise of freedom. But when the door opens, he's more than happy to book it.]

Chan you guys ain't.

[As one of the gun wielding officers goes down, Finn stops and bends down to relieve him of his weapon, before darting out the door.]

I'll be taking this~

[Compared to the others, Ratso is downright gentle and restrained. Any officer that tries to stop him gets thrown aside, but they don't hit the wall hard enough to do any real damage. When the doors open, he just runs, shooting Finn and Chow disapproving looks.]

[Even Hannah didn't bother with that much attacking. She's not exactly good at being covert, but she's battle hardened enough to know how to slip through a crowd when needed. Wizards aren't meant for a beating.

She leads them through the streets, down some alley ways and back roads to a door in a dead-end alley. She takes out a pendant and her eyes glow purple as a lock can be heard clicking open.]

Welcome to the Rat Cave, kids.

Rat Cave? What kinda name's that?

Makes it sound like you've got a rodent problem.

Sounds like somethin' from a comic book to me.

If you've got a problem with the name, I can call the police back over here. [Seriously, are you guys trying to piss her off?]

People liked to call me a rat, so I might as well fucking own it, right? Now get in.

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